How Can He See Over The Bar?

ET / Coors Poster (1982)
Happy New Years Eve, everybody.  Remember, when your bartender starts to look like ET, it's time to hand over the car keys.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas from the Schweitzer boys.

Christmas In The Stars

Christmas In The Stars
RSO Records (1980)
This is right up there with the Star Wars Holiday Special as being one of the most bizarre parts of Christmas and of the history of Star Wars.  It features the voice of Anthony Daniels as C-3PO and the beeps of R2-D2, and the hit single "What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)".  Seriously, it was a hit.  It charted on the Billboard Hot 100.

As if that isn't bizarre enough, producer Meco Monardo revealed in an interview with TheForce.net that this record is the first professional recording of Jon Bon Jovi.  The album was co-produced by Tony Bongiovi, who is Jon Bon Jovi's older cousin.  The future rock star was 17 years old at the time and he had a job sweeping the floors at The Power Station recording studio.  Meco and Tony had three different people at the studio to sing R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas.  The producers weren't crazy about any of them, so they asked Jon to step in and give it a shot and they loved his performance so much that it was used for the album.

A Window To The Past

Once in a while, I look on eBay for things from my hometown of Hazleton, PA.  I recently came across this postcard from 1907.

I'm having a little trouble making out the handwriting on some of the words, but this looks to have been written by Tillie Gerhardt of Hazleton, PA to May Sinclair of Walkerton, Ontario to wish her a Merry Christmas after she returned home from her visit, and that she can't wait to see Miss Sinclair when she returns to school.

The return address written on the front of this postcard is North James Street in Hazleton, which is five blocks down from the Victorian homes in the photo.  They're on North Laurel Street, on the other side of Route 309, just before you get to the intersection of Laurel and Diamond Avenue.  Those houses are still standing today, and I can personally attest that they're still in excellent condition because this is my home.  Specifically, I live right here:

The arched window that the arrow is pointing to is in my living room.  We're renting the third floor of an old Victorian home that's been here for over 100 years.  The landlords are a lovely couple who live on the first floor, and they gave us a really great deal on the place with all utilities included.  They're both retired, but the husband still works part-time as a repairman, which is how we found out about this place.  My girlfriend's father has an old 50's jukebox in his kitchen that breaks down at least once or twice a year, and my landlord is the guy who comes over to fix it.

 

This is the other side of that window.  When you walk into the living room of our apartment, you'll see a door on the far wall.  It leads to a very small porch... a very, VERY small porch.  You can't even fit a chair in there.  If you go out there, you pretty much have to walk sideways with your arms at your sides, like you're a spy trying to sneak around a corner by flattening yourself against the wall behind you.  It would be a really great sitting area if it wasn't so narrow because the view is pretty nice.  This is what it looks like during the summer.

I wonder what it must have looked like to stare out of this window a hundred years ago.

ROH Final Battle 2005

ROH Final Battle
Inman Sports Club - December 17, 2005
Edison, NJ
The fourth Final Battle took place in Edison, NJ.  After the show, I volunteered to help with the ring crew to clear the arena and load the trucks, and I got to meet many of the wrestlers, including Samoa Joe, Low Ki, Nigel McGuinness and Prince Nana.

Final Battle is Ring Of Honor's biggest show of the year.  It's my second time attending an ROH show, and it didn't disappoint.

Results:

• Jimmy Rave defeated Milano Collection A.T.
• "Classic" Colt Cabana defeated Azrieal
• ROH Pure Championship Match
  Nigel McGuinness defeated Claudio Castagnoli
• Alex Shelley defeated Steve Corino
• Four Corners Survival Match
  Jay Lethal defeated Samoa Joe, B.J. Whitmer and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
• Ricky Reyes defeated Davey Andrews
• ROH Tag Team Championship Match
  Generation Next (Austin Aries and Roderick Strong)* defeated Tony Mamaluke and Sal Rinauro
  *new champions
• ROH World Heavyweight Championship Match
  "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson defeated Naomichi Marufuji
• GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship Match
  Kenta defeated Low Ki

Mom Mom

Ethel Mae Tom
1936 - 2005

You were there for me in my worst moments, when no one else would be.  I'm going to miss you, Mom-Mom.  Thank you for being the most bad ass grandma this world has ever seen.

As Mischievous As He Looks

Here's my little buddy Terry on the deck waiting to come inside.

One Last Holiday Season To Overeat

There's a couple of things I need to say about this photo.

1. My girlfriend wanted to take a photo of me standing next to the Christmas tree.  It's not a particularly large tree, but it's still a Christmas tree, so I expected it to be significantly larger than me.  It wasn't, and I felt very self-conscious standing next to an object that's supposed to be large when I am both taller and wider.

2. I now weigh 303 pounds.  For a 25 year old guy with a family history of diabetes that goes back at least three consecutive generations, this is not good.  I've never been over 300 pounds before, but I love food and I tend to eat more when I'm depressed.  This just kind of snuck up on me.

3. It's too difficult to start a diet during the holidays, but I tend to do well when I set a goal with a defined starting point.  With that being said, as of New Year's Day, I am starting a diet.  No more recreational eating - just breakfast, lunch, and dinner with an appropriate amount of food for each.  No liquor, no beer, no soda - just water and coffee without sugar.

4. I promise, I'm not as mean or angry as I look in this photo.  I just think I look dumb when I smile.  Yes, I know I look dumb anyway, but trust me, it's worse when I'm smiling.

To Infinity And Beyond

Toy Story
Pixar (1995)
One of the greatest animated films of all time turns ten years old today.

Pumpkin Thieving Corgi

Terry ran off with one of the gourds.

The Fallen Angel

After the ROH show on Sunday, I went to the merchandise table to get a t-shirt.  Christopher Daniels was there meeting with fans, and he took this photo with me.  I'm glad I had the chance to meet him - super nice dude!

Wiz Wit

Geno's Steaks

Philadelphia, PA

We stopped for cheesesteaks after the ROH show.  See that dopey shadow in the center?  That's me.

Kobashi Comes To Philadelphia

Ring Of Honor
PA National Guard Armory - Philadelphia, PA

Before last night, I had never watched a full Ring Of Honor show, let alone attended one.  However, when I learned that Kenta Kobashi would be wrestling in the main event of an upcoming show in Philadelphia, that was it, I had to be there.  It's the third and final match that Mr. Kobashi is wrestling in his first ever appearances in North America (the first was for World League Wrestling on September 24th, and the second was for Ring Of Honor in New York on Saturday).

The main event was excellent, but the entire show absolutely blew me away.  It captured everything that made the very best of ECW so special - great matches, well-developed characters, and storylines that don't insult the intelligence of the audience.

Here are the results of the show:

• ROH Tag Team Championship Match
  Tony Mamaluke and Sal Rinauro defeated The Ring Crew Express (Dunn and Marcos) to retain the titles
• Four Corners Survival Match
  Jay Lethal defeated Nigel McGuinness, Claudio Castagnoli and Davey Andrews
• Matt Sydal defeated Jimmy Rave
• Ricky Reyes defeated Derek Dempsey
• ROH Authority Figure Announcement
  Percy Pringle III (aka: Paul Bearer) came to the ring to announce that he was new commissioner of Ring of Honor.  He was interrupted by Jim Cornette, who announced that he was the real authority figure in ROH.  He called The Rottweilers to the ring and announced that they, and everyone else, would be banned from ringside during the main event.
• Roderick Strong defeated James Gibson
• BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs defeated Lacey's Angels (Izzy and Deranged)
  ^{After the match Lacey fired Izzy and Deranged and will now manage BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs}
• "Classic" Colt Cabana defeated Jack Evans
• "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels defeated Jimmy Yang
• Kenta Kobashi and Homicide defeated Samoa Joe and Low Ki

Fuzzy Ankle Biter

This is my friend and roommate, Terry.  The little guy will nip at your ankles until you get on the floor and wrestle with him.

A Day At The Zoo

Philadelphia Zoo
The Philadelphia Zoo opened in 1859 and is the first zoo in the country.  I missed out on my chance to come here back in the fifth grade, but better late than never.

To Paraphrase Aristotle, Life Is A Gas

Sally Field
Gidget (1965)
The first episode of Gidget premiered on ABC forty years ago today.

(e):Nos Lives

Playstation Picks
Sony Playstation (1995)
Ten years ago today, the Sony Playstation was released in the United States.  I was 15 years old at the time, and I had lied about my age to get a part time job after school working at a Burger King that wasn't far from my grandparents house.  I didn't save up enough to buy it on launch day, but I bought it before Christmas, and it came with this purple Playstation Picks disc.

It took a little while before I could afford to buy some games (the first of which, if memory serves, was Mortal Kombat 3), so this disc spent a lot of time in my Playstation.  It included videos of a bunch of early Playstation titles and playable demos for ESPN Extreme Games, Jumping Flash, Battle Arena Toshinden and Wipeout, each of which absolutely blew my mind.

Over My Head

Primer
Think Film (2004)
Interesting concept of time travel.  I respect that writer/director Shane Carruth wanted the dialogue to be scientifically accurate, but...wow.  In his review for Esquire magazine, Mike D'Angelo said that "anybody who claims to fully understand what's going on in Primer after seeing it just once is either a savant or a liar".  He's not wrong - the dialogue in this was way over my head.  I'm not usually a fan of remakes, but I wouldn't mind seeing a version of this that's a little easier to follow.

Not As Bad As Everyone Says

Breaking Benjamin and Nickelback: All The Right Reasons
The Great Allentown Fair, Allentown PA - August 30, 2005
My friend's little sister won tickets to this show from a radio station contest.  It seems like it's gotten to be trendy to hate Nickelback.  I'm only vaguely familiar with their hits on the radio and they're not one of my favorite groups, but I don't get what all of the negativity is all about.  Seems like it's just people falling in line with social expectations.  They put on a good show.

Breaking Benjamin opened the show.  They're from Wilkes-Barre, so they always draw an enthusiastic crowd in NEPA.  Virtually everyone in attendance sang along with every word to Polyamorous

Arby's Answer To Inflation

Arby's (1975)