You wake up and sleepily stumble into the bathroom. You do your business at the toilet and start to brush your teeth. As you brush, your brain catches up with you and you start to feel fully awake. By the time you're finished and ready for the mouthwash, the reality of your situation comes clear. You're about to spit your Listerine down the same porcelain basin that the artist who sang Blowin' In The Wind spat in when he was a toddler. This fantasy can be yours for the opening bid of $4,000 on eBay.
Now if only I could find Arlo Guthrie's toilet brush.
