Oct 6, 2024

[10/06] We've Got Movie Sign


MST3K Weekend
Mahoning Drive-In Theater - Lehighton, PA
There have been a lot of very cool special guests at the Mahoning in the years that we've been coming here, but there has been no one that I was as excited to meet as Joel Hodgson.  He was the creator and the first star of one of my favorite things that I ever watched on television, Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Show banner designed by Andrew Kern

This most definitely was an ultimate fan event!  There are few things that have made me laugh consistently for as many years as MST3K.  It was introduced to me when I was 15 years old by a friend named Darwin.  He and I worked at Burger King in the fall and winter of 1995 before my manager discovered that I had lied about my age on the job application and told me that I couldn't come back to work until I was 16.  We were both big fans of sci-fi, but he was about ten years older than me and he introduced me to dozens of shows and movies that I hadn't seen before, including Doctor WhoNowhere Man, and dozens of others.


One of the current shows that Darwin and I were both obsessed with at the time was Sliders.  It's a series about four adventurers who had gotten lost traveling through parallel worlds trying to get back to their home world.  It was on hiatus between its first and second seasons when he and I met, and I was a little late in discovering the show, so I missed the first three episodes and didn't really know how the story got started.  This was years before the days of streaming video.  Hell, it was before DVD's existed, which made it practical for companies to release a full season of television shows on home video.  Thankfully, Darwin had recorded the whole series from their first airings and he dubbed a copy of the episodes onto a blank VHS tape.  There was room at the end of the tape, so he added a surprise that he thought I would enjoy.  That surprise was an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow riffed on Pod People.  It was the first time I had ever seen it, and it sparked a love of the series that continues to this day.


This is the Pod People episode that kicked off my love of MST3K.  If you've never seen the show before, the plot goes something like this.  Your host, who is either Joel, Mike, Jonah, or Emily (depending on the season) is being held captive by mad scientists who force our hero and their robot friends to watch (and make fun of) cheesy movies.  In this case, the host is Joel, and the cheesy movie in question is a sci-fi flick from 1983 called Extra Terrestrial Visitors (which was re-titled as Pod People for the show).  It's a blatant E.T. ripoff which, like most of the films shown on MST3K, is the very definition of "so bad it's good".

If this post is your introduction to this crazy world and you want to see more, you're in luck.  Hundreds of episodes have been made available on various official sources free of charge.  The first ten seasons are available for free on the MST3K website and app, Gismoplex.  You can also watch individual classic episodes on their YouTube channel, which is where the video above is from.  You can also tune into a 24 hours stream of episodes that span the history of the series for free on Tubi, PlutoPlex, YouTube, and probably several other places that I've never heard of.  None of these are bootlegs or fan streams, by the way.  They're all from official, licensed sources that were made available for people to watch for free


My friend Zach (right) is the biggest MST3K fan that I know.  He created an awesome mural that was used as the backdrop for the stage outside of the concession building, and he also built these two incredible replicas of Crow and Tom Servo.


Zach was also giving out free copies of his Quest-O-Tron game, which I will go into greater detail about in a post later this month.


Joel Hodgson and MST3K executive producer, writer, and comic book artist Harold Buchholz had a Q&A session with fans who purchased VIP tickets on both Friday and Saturday afternoon.  I didn't videotape either of these, but plenty of folks did so you can probably hunt it down if you are so inclined.  On both days, someone in the audience asked Joel what movie he wishes he could have done an episode on, and without hesitation, his answer both times was Happy Feet.

Following this, we lined up outside of the projection booth to take a photo with Joel, and then both he and Harold set up at the tables outside of the concession booth to meet fans, sell merch, and sign autographs.
 

I picked up an 8x10 of Joel with his robot friends which he signed to me.  He also signed my copy of the Rhino VHS release of Pod People, which is especially meaningful to me as it was the first episode that I'd ever seen.


I also picked up two books from Harold's table: the trade paperback of Mystery Science Theater: The Comic, which is a collection of issues 1-6 of the comic, and a holiday book called The Neat Before Christmas that Harold wrote and illustrated.  Both Joel and Howard signed the MST3K book, and Harold signed the Christmas one.


The special guests also hosted a costume contest on both nights.


I only took video of the costume contest on Friday night, but both nights were a lot of fun.  The winner on the first night was a dude from Virginia who was visiting the Mahoning for the first time.  He was playing Torgo from Manos: The Hands Of Fate, and he absolutely killed it.


As much as I loved the Torgo costume, my vote would have gone to this girl in her incredible Tom Servo costume.  We met her while we were standing in the autograph line for Joel.  I regret to say that I don't remember her name, but I know that her mother made the costume and she did an outstanding job!


The special burger at the concession building was a reference to the invention exchange from the Season 6 episode from 1994 in which Mike Nelson and his robot friends riffed on the 1964 film The Starfighters.  It was Cowboy Mike's Own Original Red Hot Ricochet BBQ Burger.  It's BOLD!

Show t-shirt designed by Tom Bifulco
Show poster designed by Andrew Kern

Night One - Friday, October 4


The idea behind this weekend's event was that it would honor the full history of Mystery Science Theater 3000 by including one film from each of the show's hosts: Joel (1989-1993), Mike (1993-1999), Jonah (2017-2022), and Emily (2022-current).


Friday night kicked off on the big screen with a Joel episode from Season 5 that started with a documentary short film from 1954 called The Truck Farmer, followed by 1944 feature length film I Accuse My Parents.

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Zach brought his robot friends to the path of the projector beam to add some extra fun to the classic intermission reel that played between each of the films.


Next up was a Jonah episode from Season 12 featuring the horrendous 1988 ET clone, Mac And Me.

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The last film of each night was not an MST3K episode, but a 35mm screening of a classic movie selected by Joel.  Unfortunately, fog started to roll in about 20 minutes before the end of Mac And Me, and it continued to get worse during the third feature of the night, which was the 1959 film The Big Circus.


The description of this movie didn't sound like the kind of thing that I would have gone out of my way to see.  It was really more of a bonus attraction for me, so if the fog had to come in this heavy for one film this season, I'm kind of glad it was this one.  I ended up staying for the whole movie, which felt a bit like listening to a radio drama while looking at an abstract light art project on the big screen.  The fog was mostly cleared up for the last ten minutes of the film, so at least we got to see the end and the secret feature.

Night Two - Saturday, October 5


Saturday night's first film was a Mike episode from Season 8 featuring the 1988 science fiction adventure, Space Mutiny.

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The last MST3K flick of the weekend was an Emily episode from Season 13 featuring the 1973 sci-fi/horror movie, Beyond Atlantis.

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Last, but not least, we got to see a gorgeous 35mm print of one of my favorite fantasy adventure films ever made, The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad.  I cannot express how thankful I am that it was foggy on Friday instead of Saturday because I was looking forward to seeing this on the big screen at the Mahoning almost as much as I was looking forward to meeting Joel.

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Oct 5, 2024

Voo Dew 666


Voo Dew 6
Mountain Dew (2024)
For the sixth consecutive year, Mountain Dew has released a special Voo Dew mystery flavor of their product.

The 2024 edition of Voo Dew is available both in regular and in zero sugar versions, and it's available in individual 20 oz bottles and in a 12 pack of cans.


I've been doing a taste test on these since they started releasing them in 2019.  I didn't expect that they'd be doing it six years later.  Here are my guesses on the mystery flavor for each year based.  These are based on the most recent time I tried each of them, which was two years ago for Voo Dew 1-3 which were re-released in a box called The Ghost Of Voo Dew Past that had to be ordered directly from the company.  Click on the years in the parenthesis below for my initial taste test when each of them first came out.
So, what have we got this year...


I've had both the full sugar and zero sugar versions of Voo Dew 6, and to me, it tastes like the original pink flavor of Bubble Yum Bubble Gum.  It's not bad... much better than the bubble gum soda that they briefly made when I was a kid, but Voo Dew 2 is still my favorite one that they've come up with so far.

Oct 3, 2024

I Saw A Werewolf With A Peanut Butter Cup In His Hand...

Reese's Werewolf Tracks
Hershey (2024)
For the past few years, the Franken-Cup has been the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup offering for the Halloween season.  They're mixing it up a little bit this year with Werewolf Tracks.


I'm guessing that the vanilla flavored cream is supposed to make the top of the Werewolf Tracks cups look like a full moon, which is kind of cool.  However, like the Franken-Cups that came before them, these didn't really taste too much different than a regular peanut butter cup to me.

Oct 2, 2024

You Forget Many Things In Life, But You Never Forget Kindness


White Bird
Lionsgate (2024)
I haven't been to a Mystery Movie Monday in a while, but I'm very glad that I didn't miss this one.


I've never heard of White Bird before, so I had no idea what kind of movie it was going to be.  I learned when I got home that it's a sequel to a 2017 film called Wonder which I had also never heard of.  I'm going to have to find it because if it's half as good as White Bird, it's going to be incredible.

This movie really deserves more than a Mystery Movie Monday release.  It deserves the widest distribution possible.  It's a beautiful story about a young Jewish girl who lives through Nazi-occupied France during World War II, as she in the present day tells the story to her grandson, who is a troubled teenager who feels that the best he can do is to fit in and avoid being mean or kind to others.

I really can't say enough good things about this movie.  It's absolutely beautiful.  Go see it if you can.

Oct 1, 2024

Happy Halloween Season


October Calendar
Hallmark (1957)
This page from the 1957 Hallmark calendar was shared by Hauntorama a couple of months ago.  October 1st falls on a Tuesday this year so this will still work for 2024, though I'm not sure that HR would approve of you printing it for your desk.