Sep 26, 2021

A Tired Song Keeps Playing On A Tired Radio



Name
Goo Goo Dolls (1995)
There aren't a lot of songs that can make me cry more than once, but if you catch me in a certain frame of mind and play this, there's a chance that I'm going to fall apart right in front of you.

Lyrics: 
And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
'Cause all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Get lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
That never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame

If you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there
Did you get to be a star
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio

And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are, come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

 

Sep 25, 2021

Pluto And The Weekend Of Terror



Weekend Of Terror VI
Mahoning Drive-In - Lehighton, PA
Dude... this place just keeps getting better and better.  The fact that I live within driving distance of the Mahoning Drive-In makes me feel like I've hit the lottery.  Look at that incredible list of horror flicks!  If that's not awesome enough, Michael Berryman was in attendance on Thursday and Friday, and three members of the family of cannibals from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre will be at the Drive-In later tonight: Ed Neal (the hitchhiker) Allen Danziger (Jerry), and John Dugan (Grandpa).




As much as I wanted to go to all four nights of the Weekend Of Terror, we were only able to make it to Friday, but what a hell of an awesome night it was!  The Hills Have Eyes and Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer are two of the greatest and most truly terrifying horror films of all time, and while I've never heard of Poor Pretty Eddie before, I'm always happy to go experience a classic for the first time, especially at the Mahoning Drive-In.
 


Check out the incredible poster from artist Jason Cortez.  I've seen a lot of awesome posters from many very talented artists this year, and there's are dozens more hanging on the walls in the snack bar from previous seasons.

I'm thinking about trying to reach out to all of these artists over the winter to see if they'd be interested in turning their work into a series of Mahoning Drive-In trading cards.  The front of each card can be a miniaturized version of each show poster, and the back can have facts about the movie, or the performers, or even a history of when the movie originally screened at the Mahoning.  They'd make a great collectible, and a pretty cool thing to ask the special guests to autograph when they come to the drive-in for meet-and-greets.



A lot of the vehicles were decked out for the movies that are showing during the Weekend Of Terror, including this awesome setup of Grandpa from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.




J.T. and the rest of the crew outdid themselves with the photo op stage for this weekend.  That's him under the mask holding the chainsaw with me on the meat hook.




The first movie of Friday night was the second film from the great Wes Craven, the 1977 horror/thriller classic: The Hills Have Eyes.  This has been one of my favorite horror movies of all time.  As much as I love slasher villains like Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees, they tend to wear a little thin on me after while.  They remind me of a Hulk Hogan match because they're fun to watch, but you start rolling your eyes a bit when it becomes clear than no matter how much they get beaten down, they're going to "hulk up" and come back for the big win.  I prefer a villain that can be defeated to one that gets shot at point-blank range a dozen times and keeps coming back.  I'm not saying that the villain has to win, but it shouldn't be a foregone conclusion, which is what it has become for a lot of popular horror franchises.  The terror of The Hills Have Eyes is in its realism. The family of cannibals are pure evil, and family sitting in their broken down truck and camper in the middle of the Nevada desert are sitting ducks.  It's a level of tension that few movies can match.



The folks at the Mahoning shared the two bottom photos on Twitter during the screening of The Hills Have EyesMr. Michael Berryman was in the projection room during the film watching as his character, Pluto, continues to terrorize the movie audiences around the world 44 years later.
 



The second movie of the night took realistic terror to a new level that I don't think has been equaled since it premiered in 1986.  The title character in Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, played by the incredible Michael Rooker, is my pick for the single most frightening character in cinematic history.  He doesn't yell and scream.  He doesn't have a clever catch phrase, or a special weapon that he uses on his victims.  He's an ordinary guy in every sense of the word.  You've met and forgotten countless people in your life who are just like him.  Some of them have done things behind closed doors that would send shivers up your spine, and you would never know it.  Henry is the kind of person you have the most to fear from, because there is no motive, no pattern, and no reason for you to be their target, but no reason for you not to be.  The world isn't full of Freddy Kreuger's.  It's full of Henry's, and their victims never see them coming.  If you haven't seen it, find a copy, turn off the lights, and spend 83 minutes experiencing the closest thing to a real world horror that you're ever going to experience in a motion picture.



The final movie of the night has had many different versions released under many different names, but the original title of this 1975 grindhouse film is Poor Pretty Eddie.  The version that was screened last night was titled Black Vengeance, which was the title it went by when it was marketed as a blaxploitation film.  I'm not sure if there were any additions or subtractions from the original that changed the story in any way, but there are some versions in existence that drastically change the tone and plot of the movie.

The making of Poor Pretty Eddie is probably more interesting than the movie itself.  It was financed by a convicted murderer who escaped from prison in 1978 and was at one time on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.  It's not my favorite movie in the world by any stretch of the imagination.  In fact, it's pretty uncomfortable to watch, but I suppose that's the point.  It might have redeemed itself if the Liz Wetherly character had a more suitably brutal revenge to enact on Eddie Collins, but the ending was anticlimactic and fell a little flat in my opinion.  I'm glad I got to see this movie, but I'm not going to want to see it again.
 


And so ends another incredible night at the mighty Mahoning Drive-In Theater.  I'll be back next weekend for Tarantino-A-Go-Go.

Sep 24, 2021

Smells Like Magik



Flea and Kurt Cobain
Thirty years ago, two of the most iconic records of the 90's and of rock music in general were introduced to the world.  Nevermind and Blood Sugar Sex Magik were both released on September 24th, 1991.  They launched Nirvana and the Red Hot Chili Peppers into superstardom (photo by: Kevin Mazur / London Features).

I've listened to both of these albums so many times as a teenager that I can sing every word of every song, so this could easily turn into a 10,000 word essay of memories and connections that these songs have had to events in my life, but I have a late night of movies at the drive-in, so I'll keep it brief.



Nevermind was Nirvana's first album on a major label and their second album overall after their 1989 Sub Pop debut record, Bleach.  It went on to achieve over 16 million certified album sales with an estimated 30 million copies sold worldwide, making it one of the top 50 highest selling albums of all time.  My favorite tracks are Lithium, Drain You and Something In The Way, but the album is best known for its opening track which was repeatedly called the anthem of Generation X by the media, Smells Like Teen Spirit.  It's a damn good song, but frankly, I never bought into it as an anthem of anything, and I don't think Kurt Cobain did either.



I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you
Broke our mirrors

Sunday morning is everyday, for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
'Cause I've found God

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
But I'm not sure

I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
And I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay
My will is good

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

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Blood Sugar Sex Magik was every bit as important and influential of an album.  It brought the Red Hot Chili Peppers into the mainstream and it features three of my favorite songs from any band of any era: I Could Have Lied, Breaking The Girl and the band's biggest hit, Under The Bridge.  The latter is my favorite song to sing when I'm in the car by myself where no one else can hear me, but Breaking The Girl is the one that haunts me.



Breaking The Girl
I am a man
Cut from the know
Rarely do friends
Come and then go

She was a girl
Soft but estranged
We were the two
Our lives rearranged

Feeling so good that day
A feeling of love that day

Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm

Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else

Raised by my dad
Girl of the day
He was my man
That was the way

She was the girl
Left alone
Feeling the need
To make me her home

I don't know what, when or why
The twilight of love had arrived

Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm

Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else

Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the girl
She meant you no harm

Think you're so clever
But now you must sever
You're breaking the girl
He loves no one else

Sep 23, 2021

Summer Silhouette



Dad bought this off of a man at the airport when he visited China in the Summer of 2007.  The guy who sold it to him was an old man who cut out an image of my dad's silhouette from a black square in a matter of seconds.

Sep 22, 2021

A Tall Frosty Polish Kielbasa


Grodziskie
Conyngham Brewing Company (2021)
On Saturday afternoon, I spent some time at my dad's place.  We were drinking beer, eating peanut butter pretzels, and watching a British show on Decades that neither of us had ever heard of before.



It's called The Prisoner.  It originally aired on BBC in 1967, and it's really trippy and awesome.  It's about a British spy who was abducted and kept captive in a bizarre village community after he abruptly quit his job.  It kind of reminds me of the original Star Trek series for the way that it uses science fiction to hold a mirror up to society.  I'm definitely going to have to watch more of this.


Dad had been talking up a new beer called Grodziskie that he tried at the Conyngham Brewing Company that tastes like a smoked Polish kielbasa.  He bought a few cans to take home, but he hadn't tried them before Saturday.  It was pretty good, but he said that the one that was on tap at the bar was more flavorful, so off to Conyngham we went.





This was my first time visiting this place, and I love the vibe.  The front of the bar is decorated with a crew of pirate skeletons.  I'm not sure if they're decorating early for Halloween or if this is a permanent fixture, but it's awesome either way.





The Conyngham Brewing Company is small enough to be cozy, but not so small that it feels cramped.  It has a sitting room with tables and board games and big squashy couches.  Dad mentioned that it's the kind of place where you'd be happy to get snowed in, and I could totally see that.  Imagine being here at night with a tall, frosty beer near the fireplace while the snow piles up outside.

Speaking of a frosty beer, I tried the Grodziskie on tap and it was definitely tastes like a Polish kielbasa.  The Jalapeno Lager is pretty good too.  I also tried the Gruit, which the bar tender described to me as an ancient recipe that's brewed without hops.  Not sure how to describe that one.  I didn't dislike it, but I think I'll stick to the Grodziskie and the Jalapeno Lager next time.

Sep 21, 2021

Is It Anything Like The Musical



Animated Stories From The Book Of Mormon
Richcrest Animation Studios (1987)
I found this little oddity sitting on the shelves with the other donated tapes at the Mahoning Drive-In.  My mother's side of the family is Mormon, so I've had more than enough of this nonsense in my life.  Thankfully, they never made me sit through the cartoon, but in fairness to the animators, the artwork on the box does look half decent.

Sep 20, 2021

Dick Tracy At The Drive-In



Dick Tracy
Mahoning Drive-In - Lehighton, PA
Unless you were around in 1990, I don't think it's possible to fully appreciate the marketing campaign behind the Dick Tracy movie.  It was released on June 15th, 1990, which was almost one year exactly after Batman debuted in theaters across the country.

Back in the late 80's and early 90's, the idea of a movie based on a comic book was very different than it is today.  The Marvel Cinematic Universe was limited to a handful of Saturday morning cartoons and a few low budget live action series and made-for-tv movies.  There were a few comic book movies based on DC Comics, most notably the Superman series starring Christopher Reeve, but they had pretty much died off in the early 80's with the poorly received Superman III.  There were a handful of other comic book movies to hit theaters in the 80's, but most of them were box office bombs, like Red Sonja and Howard The Duck.

The incredible success of Batman in 1989 changed everything, and it inspired Disney to go all in with a marketing blitz for Dick Tracy that was as massive as any campaign I have ever seen for any product.  Images from the movie and the comic strip were everywhere.  There were shirts, hats, wristwatches, posters, toys, records, video games, and just about anything else you can think of that featured the silhouette of the title character.
 
The Standard Speaker newspaper in Hazleton, PA newspaper once had a paid column for local McDonald's franchise news (June 1990).

Naturally, there was a tie-in with McDonald's, including their Crimestopper Caper scratch off promotion that I wrote about last June for the 30th anniversary of the film.  There wasn't a Happy Meal toy associated with the movie, but they had plenty of signage and merchandise for the movie, including commemorative plastic cups and even a Dick Tracy fedora.  However, the most creative marketing that I noticed was the way that they sold tickets to opening night screening, which took place at 12:01 AM on June 15th, 1990.




If you wanted to see the first showing of Dick Tracy, you had to go to the theater ahead of time and purchase a T-Shirt Ticket.  Each location that screened Dick Tracy on opening night received a limited quantity of these t-shirts based on the seating capacity of the theater, and people were expected to wear the shirt as their ticket to be among the first in the country to see the movie.



There was a little yellow rectangle at the top of the ticket stub on the t-shirt where each theater location stamped their name and address.  If you showed up at that theater at midnight wearing this shirt, you were admitted to see the film.
 
Standard Speaker (Hazleton, PA) - June 16th, 1990

Each shirt also came packaged with an order form for a free poster of the special attraction that was shown in theaters before the start of movie.  It was a cartoon short featuring Roger RabbitJessica Rabbit and Baby Herman called Rollercoaster Rabbit.




Steven Spielberg, who owned 50% of the rights to Roger Rabbit, wanted the cartoon to be shown before Arachnophobia, but Disney opted to show it before Dick Tracy instead.  It has been speculated that this annoyed Spielberg so much that he pulled the plug on another Roger Rabbit cartoon short that was in production, and that Disney's decision ultimately led to Spielberg refusing to allow them to use his character to film a sequel to their 1988 blockbuster: Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


I didn't get to see Dick Tracy on opening night, but my grandfather did take me to see it at the Church Hill Cinema on opening weekend, and even though I didn't have a special T-Shirt Ticket, I was stylin' in my very own merch that probably came from Boscov's in the Laurel Mall.



Geez, would you take a look at that big dork in the red shorts?  And check out that green carpeting in my grandparents living room!  They had the house recarpeted in the mid 90's while I was living in Florida, so by the time I came back, it was kind of a dark beige color.  I missed the heck out of that ugly green carpet!
 


Fast forward to about 31 years after that photo was taken (give or take a few months) and I once again had the opportunity to see Dick Tracy on the big screen at the place that has been responsible for flooding my brain with good times and happy memories since I first set foot on the lot - the Mahoning Drive-In Theater in Lehighton, Pennsylvania.

Unfortunately, they weren't able to show the Rollercoaster Rabbit cartoon, but they showed a nice selection of trailers before the film, and the movie looked awesome on the big screen under the stars.



Unless there is a late addition to their current events schedule, Dick Tracy will be the last Disney Sunday night feature at the Mahoning Drive-In Theater for the 2021 season, but there's a lot left on the calendar, so expect more gushing praise for the drive-in to appear on this blog for the next six weeks.

Sep 19, 2021

If There's Somethin' Strange In Your Cereal Bowl



Ghostbusters: Afterlife Cereal
General Mills (2021)
My favorites cereals tend to be the more traditional and boring ones: Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Honey Nut Cheerios.  Despite this, I usually buy the more fun ones, like this new version of the Ghostbusters cereal that I used to eat for breakfast when I was a kid.  I don't remember enough about the way the old one tasted to offer an accurate comparison, but I would guess that they're pretty close.  They're both made of fruity cereal pieces with marshmallow ghosts.  It's definitely not bad, but I don't think I'd get it again.

Now if only they'd bring back Ecto Cooler again.

Sep 18, 2021

It Was A Graveyard Smash



Universal Monster Mash V
Mahoning Drive-In - Lehighton, PA
This Friday and Saturday are all about the classics, as illustrated by the incredible show poster created by artist Tom Bifulco.  The Mahoning Drive-In Theater is hosting their annual Monster Mash event, featuring six classic Universal monster movies from the 30's and 40's projected onto that massive screen from 35mm.



One of these days, I have to sit down and count how many photos I've taken of the Mahoning sign in 2021.  It's got to be over twenty at this point.  It's become a beacon of happiness.  Once I see the sign, I know I'm in for a great night.




One of my favorite parts of the Mahoning Drive-In experience is the food.  I look forward to seeing and trying the crazy themed specials as much as I look forward to meeting the special guests signing or taking photos with the displays.

The special menu item for Monster Mash V was The Monster Mash.  It's kind of a KFC bowl, with a base of mashed potatoes topped with chicken, corn, cranberry sauce (aka: monster brains) and turkey gravy.  After they finished prepping the meal - plop - in goes a plastic eyeball to complete the look of a mashed up monster in a bowl.  This is exactly what I'm talking about when I rave about the Mahoning.  Everybody there finds a way to make everything more fun, and all for the sheer joy of the drive-in experience.





Outside of the concession building, there was a massive Dr. Frankenstein's Laboratory display set up, complete with steam rising out from the machines on both sides of Frankenstein's Monster.  A picture doesn't do it justice.  Check it out:


Seriously, how awesome is that!  I was talking to the dude who put this all together and he told me that he has this set up at his home all year long.



There were also folks wandering around the lot in full costume, including The Wolf Man and The Mummy.
 


The first movie of the night was the original 1931 Dracula directed by Tod Browning.  This was the first movie with sound to be adapted from the original 1897 Bram Stoker novel.

Before I even talk about the movie itself, I'd like to point out some things that were incredibly fascinating to me about this experience.  It's been 90 years since this movie was first screened in theaters.  It was made 34 years after Dracula was published as a novel.  This movie doesn't just come from another time - it comes from another world.  When it was first shown in theaters, the United States was in the middle of The Great Depression.  It screened eights years before the start of World War II and 38 years before the Moon Landing.  It was the year that Thomas Edison died and William Shatner and Willie Mays were born.  Herbert Hoover was president of the United StatesJoseph Stalin was in charge of the Soviet UnionHitler hadn't taken charge in Germany yet.  In fact, he was being prosecuted for complicity in manslaughter committed by members of the Sturmabteilung at the Tanzpalast Eden, and if that reminds you a bit of Donald Trump and the January 6th insurrection attempt in Washington DC, you're not alone.  Sitting under the stars at the Mahoning and looking up at a screen to watch a movie that was first watched in 1931 is a magical experience in and of itself, but it's even more special when you consider what movie your watching.  This isn't any old horror flick.  This is Dracula, and it's not any old adaptation of Dracula.  This is THE Dracula!  I mean, holy shit!

As you can see, I like to take a photo of the title screen of the movies that I see at the drive-in.  I just think it makes a cool picture and helps preserve the memory of a fun night that I truly feel so lucky to have the opportunity to experience.  I almost missed getting the picture of the title screen of Dracula, because as soon as that haunting music began at the opening of the film, the feelings I expressed in the previous paragraph flooded my mind.  For the first five minutes of the film, all I could do is sit there and soak it in.



The second movie of the night was the 1942 classic, The Ghost Of Frankenstein.  I hadn't seen this one before last night, but it's pretty great.  It's the fourth film in the original Universal Frankenstein series, after Frankenstein (1931), The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) and Son Of Frankenstein (1939).  Unlike the first three in the series which feature Boris Karloff as the monster, this movie has Lon Cheney Jr. in the title role and Bela Lugosi as Ygor.  It's an awesome and twisted story in which Ygor seeks out the youngest son of the original Dr. Frankenstein so that the henchman can have his brain transplanted into the body of the monster.



The third and final film of the night was The Black Cat from 1934, which features Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi co-starring together for the first time in their careers.  Before the film, the DJ mentioned that this was her favorite of the classic Universal monster films.  It's definitely a horror film, but I wouldn't call it a monster film.  It's more of a psychological horror flick, like Rosemary's Baby or The Omen.  The title is a little misleading as well because the plot really has nothing to do with a black cat.  There are black cats in the movie, and Dr. Werdegast (Lugosi) is afraid of cats, but neither of these things play a role in the story at all - not even as a red herring.  Still, it's an incredible horror film that was decades ahead of its time, and a perfect end to another wonderful night at the drive-in.