Today is National Fried Chicken Day.
I want to see Hallmark come out with a greeting card for this. I want to see communities get together on the local high school football field and do the chicken dance. I want to see eight herbs and spices strapped to the leftover fireworks from Thursday and shot into the sky, sprinkling the crowd with Kentucky fried deliciousness. I want to see a birth announcement today for a child named Colonel Popeye.
Make it happen.
