Dec 26, 2018

Horny Crap

I'm thinking the conversation behind this product went something like this:

Randolph: My great-granddaughter loves unicorns.  They're everywhere these days.
Mortimer: You're right.  You know what else I keep seeing is the poop emoji.  The kiddies love it.
Randolph: I've got a brilliant idea.

My apologies if you found this turd under your tree on Christmas morning.