"If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me."
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Whether you call him King Tonga, Haku or Meng, it is undisputed by everyone who has ever worked with the man that he is legitimately the baddest man who ever set foot in a ring of any kind. Happy 60th birthday to Mr. Tonga 'Uli'uli Fifita, and may god have mercy on anyone who pisses you off.