Oct 10, 2019

The Perfect Gift For Mommy's Little Psychopath


Light & Sound Blaster With Bayonet
Bloomsburg Fair (2019)
If you're a good parent, you'll take your kids for cherry slushies before buying them this toy.  That way, they can smear it all over themselves to simulate the blood and guts while they shout "die, die die!" and stab each other while pulling the trigger to enjoy those enthralling sound effects.

Hey mom, good news... batteries are included!