Wilkes University Face Mask
If anyone out there would like to donate $10
to my alma mater
, they will send you this snazzy face mask. However, you are responsible for your own gold sunglasses and hipster haircut if you are interested in completing the look depicted in their flyer.
At this point in the apocalypse, you may be asking yourself what on earth you're going to do with all of these commemorative face masks if and when we can ever leave the house. Not to worry! Wilkes has helpfully provided you with this handy dandy chart of a dozen things you can do with this multi-purpose fabric. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to my future career as a Colonel Pirate.