Pumpkin Thieving Corgi

Terry ran off with one of the gourds.

The Fallen Angel

After the ROH show on Sunday, I went to the merchandise table to get a t-shirt.  Christopher Daniels was there meeting with fans, and he took this photo with me.  I'm glad I had the chance to meet him - super nice dude!

Wiz Wit

Geno's Steaks

Philadelphia, PA

We stopped for cheesesteaks after the ROH show.  See that dopey shadow in the center?  That's me.

Kobashi Comes To Philadelphia

Ring Of Honor
PA National Guard Armory - Philadelphia, PA

Before last night, I had never watched a full Ring Of Honor show, let alone attended one.  However, when I learned that Kenta Kobashi would be wrestling in the main event of an upcoming show in Philadelphia, that was it, I had to be there.  It's the third and final match that Mr. Kobashi is wrestling in his first ever appearances in North America (the first was for World League Wrestling on September 24th, and the second was for Ring Of Honor in New York on Saturday).

The main event was excellent, but the entire show absolutely blew me away.  It captured everything that made the very best of ECW so special - great matches, well-developed characters, and storylines that don't insult the intelligence of the audience.

Here are the results of the show:

• ROH Tag Team Championship Match
  Tony Mamaluke and Sal Rinauro defeated The Ring Crew Express (Dunn and Marcos) to retain the titles
• Four Corners Survival Match
  Jay Lethal defeated Nigel McGuinness, Claudio Castagnoli and Davey Andrews
• Matt Sydal defeated Jimmy Rave
• Ricky Reyes defeated Derek Dempsey
• ROH Authority Figure Announcement
  Percy Pringle III (aka: Paul Bearer) came to the ring to announce that he was new commissioner of Ring of Honor.  He was interrupted by Jim Cornette, who announced that he was the real authority figure in ROH.  He called The Rottweilers to the ring and announced that they, and everyone else, would be banned from ringside during the main event.
• Roderick Strong defeated James Gibson
• BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs defeated Lacey's Angels (Izzy and Deranged)
  ^{After the match Lacey fired Izzy and Deranged and will now manage BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs}
• "Classic" Colt Cabana defeated Jack Evans
• "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels defeated Jimmy Yang
• Kenta Kobashi and Homicide defeated Samoa Joe and Low Ki

Fuzzy Ankle Biter

This is my friend and roommate, Terry.  The little guy will nip at your ankles until you get on the floor and wrestle with him.

A Day At The Zoo

Philadelphia Zoo
The Philadelphia Zoo opened in 1859 and is the first zoo in the country.  I missed out on my chance to come here back in the fifth grade, but better late than never.

To Paraphrase Aristotle, Life Is A Gas

Sally Field
Gidget (1965)
The first episode of Gidget premiered on ABC forty years ago today.

(e):Nos Lives

Playstation Picks
Sony Playstation (1995)
Ten years ago today, the Sony Playstation was released in the United States.  I was 15 years old at the time, and I had lied about my age to get a part time job after school working at a Burger King that wasn't far from my grandparents house.  I didn't save up enough to buy it on launch day, but I bought it before Christmas, and it came with this purple Playstation Picks disc.

It took a little while before I could afford to buy some games (the first of which, if memory serves, was Mortal Kombat 3), so this disc spent a lot of time in my Playstation.  It included videos of a bunch of early Playstation titles and playable demos for ESPN Extreme Games, Jumping Flash, Battle Arena Toshinden and Wipeout, each of which absolutely blew my mind.

Over My Head

Primer
Think Film (2004)
Interesting concept of time travel.  I respect that writer/director Shane Carruth wanted the dialogue to be scientifically accurate, but...wow.  In his review for Esquire magazine, Mike D'Angelo said that "anybody who claims to fully understand what's going on in Primer after seeing it just once is either a savant or a liar".  He's not wrong - the dialogue in this was way over my head.  I'm not usually a fan of remakes, but I wouldn't mind seeing a version of this that's a little easier to follow.

Not As Bad As Everyone Says

Breaking Benjamin and Nickelback: All The Right Reasons
The Great Allentown Fair, Allentown PA - August 30, 2005
My friend's little sister won tickets to this show from a radio station contest.  It seems like it's gotten to be trendy to hate Nickelback.  I'm only vaguely familiar with their hits on the radio and they're not one of my favorite groups, but I don't get what all of the negativity is all about.  Seems like it's just people falling in line with social expectations.  They put on a good show.

Breaking Benjamin opened the show.  They're from Wilkes-Barre, so they always draw an enthusiastic crowd in NEPA.  Virtually everyone in attendance sang along with every word to Polyamorous

Arby's Answer To Inflation

Arby's (1975)

Ric Flair In Wilkes-Barre

WWE Monday Night Raw and Sunday Night Heat
Wachovia Arena - Wilkes-Barre, PA
I'm really glad that I went to this show.  I've been to a few wrestling events over the years, but I never got to see Ric Flair wrestle in person before last night.  It was originally scheduled to be a match between Christian and Flair, but "Captain Charisma" came out to say that Flair had to go through his "Problem Solver" Tyson Tomko first.  It was a fun match with lots of outside interference from Christian.  In true Nature Boy fashion, the "dirtiest player in the game" hit Tomko with a low blow and held onto his trunks to get the victory in what was a very fun match.

Before the live Raw show began, there were three matches that were filmed for Sunday Night Heat, which will air on Spike TV on May 15th, and each of them were pretty good.  The night began with Stevie Richards, the former leader of the Blue World Order in ECW, taking on the co-winner of WWE Tough Enough III, Matt Cappotelli.  It was a surprisingly good match with Stevie playing the heel and getting the victory with a roll up in which he held Cappotelli's tights.

Chris Masters came out next to make the Master Lock Challenge.  It was an open challenge to anyone in the locker room to allow themselves to be put into his full nelson, which he called the Master Lock.  If they managed to get free of the hold, they would win $5,000.  A man from the back took the challenge, and predictably, he did not succeed.

I managed to confuse everyone sitting around me for the second match.  Val Venis came out to wrestle against a guy who didn't get ring entrance or music.  This usually means the opponent is a jobber, but it was former ROH Tag Team Champion CM Punk, who has been regarded as one of the most talented wrestlers on the indy scene for years.  Punk had a lot of offense in the match, and even did a spot were Val Venis shook his hand in a show of respect, only to have Punk attack him immediately afterward when his back was turned.  I'm wondering if this was a tryout match for Punk, or if he might have already signed a contract with WWE.  If that's the case, I have a hunch that those same fans who looked at me like I was a weirdo who cheered who they saw as a random jobber will be telling the story about how they saw Punk before he became a WWE Superstar.

The final match on the Heat taping was one of my favorite wrestlers, William Regal taking on Antonio Thomas, who is one half of a new tag team called The Heart Throbs.  The newcomers made their television debut in a tag team match last month against Regal and Yoshihiro Tajiri, who were tag team champions at the time.  It makes sense to see the rookies working with an established veteran like Regal so that they can get some experience in front of big crowds and learn from one of the best performers in the business.  Regal won the match via disqualification when Antonio's tag team partner, Romeo Roselli, interfered in the match.

Monday Night Raw began with Triple H in the ring cutting a promo on Batista to challenge him for the World Heavyweight Title.  Batista mocked him by saying that he already defeated Triple H twice, and he doesn't deserve a title shot after being knocked out of the Gold Rush Tournament in the first round by Chris Benoit.

The first match of the night began with Muhammad Hassan coming to the ring with his henchman, Davari.  The two of them teamed up a few weeks ago at the WWE Backlash and lost to the team of Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels, and Hassan has been abusing Davari ever since.  Davari got on his knees to ask Hassan for forgiveness before standing up and challenging anyone in the locker room to a match as a way to prove himself to Hassan.  Chris Jericho accepted the challenge and defeated Davari with the Walls Of Jericho submission.  After the match, Hassan ran into the ring to attack Jericho and put him in the Camel Clutch before Shelton Benjamin, came into the ring to make the save.

The former WWE Tag Team Champions La Résistance were present for a lot of the show.  They seem like they're doing a storyline that will lead to the team splitting up and feuding with each other.  At this point, General Manager Eric Bischoff is having Sylvain Grenier and Robért Conway wrestle in singles matches against other opponents to find out which of the two is the better man.  The first of these had Grenier being squashed by Viscera, literally and figuratively.  After the match, the former King Mabel stole nachos off of a fan and then used them to sexually assault ring announcer Lilian Garcia.  I wish I was making this up, but if you saw the show, you know I'm not.  The second of these matches saw Conway lose in a non-title match to Intercontinental Champion, Shelton Benjamin.  It was a longer match, so I guess that means that Conway sucks less than Grenier.  After the match, Hassan and Davari came out to attack Benjamin on the entrance ramp, so we're sure to get an IC Title feud between Hassan and Benjamin soon.

The Gold Rush Tournament started off with a bang last week.  The first round match between Shawn Michaels and Shelton Benjamin was one of the best matches I've watched in a long time, and it ended with a phenomenal HBK superkick with Benjamin in mid-air from a springboard off of the ropes.  The semi-final matches that took place in Wilkes-Barre weren't as phenomenal as that, but they were pretty great in their own right.

The first of the two Semi-Final matches in the Gold Rush Tournament was between a former WWF Champion, Kane,  and a former WCW Champion and World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit.  Kane came to the ring with his "wife" Lita, who was walking on a crutch.  Toward the end of the match, Lita was knocked into the wall.  Benoit checked on her, and Kane attacked him from behind.  About a minute later, Kane blocked an attempted crippler crossface and chokeslammed Benoit for the win.

The second Semi-Final match was the main event of the show.  One of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, Shawn Michaels, took on the winner of the Money-In-The-Bank briefcase at Wrestlemania 21, Edge.  It was a fantastic match that went about 10 minutes and ended with Edge smacking HBK in the head with the briefcase to get the pinfall victory.  He will go on to wrestle Kane in the finals to determine the tournament winner and the #1 contender to face Batista for the title.

Speaking of Batista, there was a dark match after the live broadcast of Monday Night Raw went off the air.  The World Heavyweight Champion wrestled Muhammad Hassan and Daivari in a handicap match.  It ended when Hassan left the arena and abandoned his partner in the ring.  Batista hit Davari with a powerbomb and pinned him to win the match.  Afterward, the champ walked around the ring to shake hands, sign autographs, and pose with the championship belt with fans.

There were a few other segments during the night.  The longest of them was an interview in the ring with Stacy Keibler to promote her appearance on the cover of the upcoming issue of Stuff Magazine.  They showed some of the pictures from the magazine on the Titan Tron, and Stacy revealed that she was wearing the same underwear from the photo shoot tonight.  They teased having her unzip the front of her skirt to show the crowd, but she was interrupted by Simon Dean and Maven, who came to the ring to make fun of the audience and to promote the Simon System weight loss milkshakes.  This ended when the two heels tried to force Stacy to drink the milkshake, which prompted the World Tag Team Champions, The Hurricane and Rosey (formerly Matt E. Smalls of the Samoan Gangsters in WXW here in Hazleton), to run in and make the save.

Here are the full match results of the night:

WWE Sunday Night Heat results
Singles Match	Stevie Richards defeated Matt Cappotelli
Singles Match	Val Venis defeated CM Punk
Singles Match	William Regal defeated Antonio Thomas
WWE Monday Night Raw results
Singles Match	Chris Jericho defeated Khosrow Daivari
Singles Match	Viscera defeated Sylvain Grenier
Gold Rush Tournament Semi-Finals	Kane defeated Chris Benoit
Singles Match	Ric Flair defeated Tyson Tomko
Singles Match	Shelton Benjamin defeated Robért Conway
Gold Rush Tournament Semi-Finals	Edge defeated Shawn Michaels
Post Raw Handicap Match	Batista defeated Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari

The Dawn Of An Era

Sunday, April 24, 2005
Syracuse SkyChiefs @ Scranton Wilkes-Barre Red Barons
Lakawanna County Stadium - Moosic, PA

Seats: Section 132, row K, seats 3 - 4

Pitching: Chad Gaudin vs. Amaury Telemaco

Results: Red Barons defeat SkyChiefs, 5 - 3 (box score)

The Red Barons took the lead in the bottom of the first after Ryan Howard drew a walk and Chris Coste hit a two run homer.  The SkyChiefs tied the game in the 8th, but the Red Barons came back to win after a single by Chris Coste, a sacrifice bunt by Carlos Ruiz, and a two run homer off the bat of Shane Victorino.

Scotch Does What Nintendon't

Blank VHS T-120 Tape

Scotch (1988)

These look like something that Sega might have sold if they produced blank VHS tapes during the 16-bit era.

A Paper Route At Five Years Old

Paperboy
Atari Games (1985)
This is me in August seeing Paperboy for the first time at an arcade on the Wildwood boardwalk.  The game was released earlier that Spring, but it didn't make its way to the arcades in my hometown until the winter.  Wildwood arcades always got them right away.

The first few times, I thought that the object was to cause as much damage as possible, so I rode through throwing papers willy nilly at everything.  Usually, I would accidentally deliver at least one paper to a subscriber's house, so I got through to Wednesday.  My grandfather looked on and figured out that I should only wreck the dark houses and try to get it in the mailbox or on the porch of a subscriber.  After that, I was able to get a bit further.

Paperboy was easily my favorite game of that summer.  In the years that followed, we rented it for Nintendo and I was given the Gameboy version as a Christmas present the year that it came out.  I enjoyed them both, but nothing can duplicate the arcade experience with the bicycle handlebar controller.

Gonzo But Not Forgotten

Rolling Stone
Issue 970

This month's issue of Rolling Stone is dedicated to the memory of Hunter S. Thompson.

Is It Live Or Is It...

Blank VHS T-120 Tape
Memorex (90's)
I'm pretty sure this tape is from the early 90's, but I guess it could be from the late 80's.  All I know for sure is that I had a bunch of these when I was a kid.  I always thought the cover had kind of a cool sci-fi vibe to it.

See The 80's In Supercolor

Blank VHS T-120 Tape
Polaroid (80's)
When I was a kid, my grandfather set the timer on his VCR every week to record movies, cartoons, and other things that he thought I would like so that I'd have something to watch over the weekend when I came over to visit.  He usually got either Kodak, Scotch, or Polaroid tapes like this one.  I still have quite a few of them from the 80's and early 90's, and I've always liked the designs that were used on the tape cases.

New Years House Show

WWE Raw Live
Wachovia Arena - Wilkes-Barre, PA

Results
Singles Submission Match	Chris Benoit defeated Edge
Singles Match	"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters defeated Rhyno
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match	Shelton Benjamin defeated Maven
Singles Match	Muhammad Hassan defeated Val Venis
Singles Knockout Match	Batista defeated Chris Jericho
WWE Tag Team Championship Match	William Regal and Eugene defeated Christian and Tyson Tomko
WWE Women's Championship Match	Lita defeated Molly Holly
Singles Anything Goes Match	Kane vs. Gene Snitsky ended in a double countout
Singles Match	Randy Orton defeated Triple H

I Never Smoked AstroTurf

Tug McGraw
1975 Hostess - Card #149

This baseball card that was cut off of a box of Hostess snack cakes is the first card that showed Tug McGraw in a Phillies uniform.  The late great closer was traded by the New York Mets to the Philadelphia Phillies thirty years ago today.  He would go on to pitch for the Phillies for the next ten years and become the hero who leapt off of the mound after recording the final out for the first World Series championship in franchise history.

Sports Illustrated  (July 8, 1974)

You could publish a book of Tug McGraw quotes, but my favorite one was first published in Sports Illustrated six months before the trade.  When he was asked by a reporter if he preferred natural grass or artificial turf, Tugger responded by saying "I don't know.  I never smoked AstroTurf."