The world lost a true hero yesterday when retired NASA astronaut Michael Collins passed away. He was 90 years old.
Mr. Collins was part of the three man Apollo 11 crew, with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, on the mission that landed the first men on the moon. When Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Aldrin took Lunar Module Eagle to the surface of the moon, Mr. Collins stayed onboard Columbia to maintain operations in lunar orbit. During that time, he orbited the moon a total of 30 times, and for each of the periods in which he was on the dark side of the moon, Mr. Collins was out of radio contact with his crewmates and with mission control back on Earth. As it was stated in the mission log: "Not since Adam has any human known such solitude as Mike Collins."
If you think of it, take a moment tonight to go outside and look up at the night sky and remember a man who had the courage to step into the unknown and to help mankind achieve a goal that was so remarkable that the mere possibility of it happening was thought to be a fantasy. Remember a man who piloted a spacecraft in complete isolation so that his crew could return safely to the Earth, and who maintained a quiet sense of purpose, avoiding the spotlight without ever avoiding the challenge. Remember Mr. Michael Collins.
This place is about as close to a historical landmark as a restaurant can get in Northeast Pennsylvania. It originally opened in 1965 and remained in business until 2007 when the original owners retired and closed the restaurant. Ten years later, the family reopened the restaurant and even through the pandemic, they've been serving up great food ever since.
This is their Polish Pickle Soup, which was one of the specials this past Sunday. It's a very hearty soup made from potatoes, carrots, parsley, onions and I think some shredded pickled cabbage, but I'm not sure. It definitely has a pickle flavor, but it's pleasant and not overpowering.
And, of course, I had the Reuben. If I ever hit Powerball, I swear that I'll spend the rest of my life traveling around the world vising national parks, baseball parks and eating Reubens across America at every diner and restaurant I can find. Haven't had a bad one yet, and this was no exception. Delicious!
Leiby's is known best for their ice cream. Their half gallons are sold in many of the grocery stores in the area, and the restaurant has a full ice cream parlor and a counter to pick up ice cream to take home. I'm really trying to lose some weight and eat nothing but breakfast, lunch and dinner with no snacking or desserts, but I can't lie - this was really very tempting.
September 1983 Nick Rhodes playing a Gravitar machine at MTV Studios while Simon Le Bon sits with his back up against the cabinet may be the most early 80's image I have ever seen. This was taken when the Duran Duran lead singer and keyboardist were guest VJs for the day. The episode originally aired 28 year ago today, on April 26, 1983. Their segments from this taping (with the music videos edited out) have been uploaded to YouTube.
Sometimes, an artist speaks directly to your soul. When you experience their creation, it feels like they created a work of beauty out of your deepest feelings that you don't understand and can't find the words to describe. This song was released as a single on this day in 1994, and I connected with it in exactly that manner when I first heard it as a pissed off and confused thirteen year old. I'd like to say that I've outgrown these feelings, but I would only be lying to myself.
In a 1995 interview with Rolling Stone, Chris Cornell explained the meaning of this song:
This is me in a nutshell. As you can imagine, there aren't too many people who are willing to put up with this sort of pattern, so by the time I try again, there are a lot fewer people around. The pandemic hasn't helped either.
This song reminds me of another song, and a moment where I tried to live. It happened on a flight to El Paso in November 2017. I had been listening to The Struts in the weeks before my trip, and the lyrics to Could Have Been Me echoed in my head. I decided that when I got off of the plane, I was going to become the person that I always wanted to be - an outgoing, social, fun person who didn't let anxiety stop him from having an adventure.
It wasn't until later that I realized that I was having manic episode that I had mistaken for divine inspiration from a British glam rock song. It may have felt at the time like I was "dodging bullets with my broken past", but the truth ended up being a lot closer to Soundgarden.
The Day I Tried To Live
Soundgarden (1994)
Lyrics:
I woke the same as any other day
Except a voice was in my head
It said, "Seize the day
Pull the trigger, drop the blade and watch the rolling heads"
The day I tried to live
I stole a thousand beggar's change
And gave it to the rich
The day I tried to win
I dangled from the power lines
And let the martyrs stretch
Singing one more time around might do it
One more time around might make it
One more time around might do it
One more time around might make it
The day I tried to live
Words you say
Never seem to live up to the ones inside your head
Joe Bob Briggs has gotten me through some tough times in my life. When I was a mixed up teenager, bouncing back and forth between homes and not sure that I'd live long enough to get my drivers licence, he was there with MonsterVision. He opened the door to a deeper level of appreciation for not only horror movies, but movies in general. He made me laugh when I didn't have much to laugh about. He gave me a much needed escape hatch from this world for a few hours a week at a time when I desperately needed something to look forward to.
Seventeen years after MonsterVision was cancelled, Joe Bob once again got me through a tough time in my life. I had recently lost a job that I loved and that made me feel good about myself, and once again, there was an escape hatch. This time it was called The Last Drive-In, which began as a dawn-to-dusk-to-dawn marathon, and branched out to become a regular series on Shudder. It also spawned the #MutantFam community.
I had the opportunity to meetMr. Briggs at a horror convention in New Jersey a few years ago, and he could not possibly have been a kinder and more gracious man. I sometimes have a hard time relaxing and finding the words I want to say when I talk to folks, but it seemed like he picked up on it and effortlessly eased my anxiety as he chatted for us for about an hour about movies, life and the world. He's is truly a kind, and decent, and genuinely good human being, and I was honored just to be able to shake the man's hand and thank him for years of happiness in dark times.
Season Three of The Last Drive-In continues tonight at 9:00 pm, but there's something I'm looking forward to even more. At noon, tickets go on sale for Joe Bob's Drive-In Jamboree. It's a three day event that's happening this July just a stones throw from my home. It will include the first annual Mutant Film Festival, a live version of The Last Drive-In, a haunted drive-in event, live music, sideshow acts, celebrity guests, autograph tables, food, drinks and horror movies hosted by Joe Bob and Darcy. Since the pandemic began, it's been a long time since I had an event to look forward to, and I can think of no better way to break out of quarantine than to do so at a drive-in with the world's greatest host and the Mutant Fam.
The video game aisles in Toys R' Us stores didn't have the games themselves on the shelves. Instead, there were plastic Vidpro display cards for the games that were available for purchase hanging on the peg hooks like the ones you can see in this photo on the back wall. Shoppers would take these cards to the register to purchase a game.
It's funny to think that the store put these on the shelves to prevent people from shoplifting the game cartridges, and today the display cards are sold to gamers for as much or more than the games themselves cost.
Chris Cornell (2017) It is very difficult to pick a favorite song from my favorite singer. Chris Cornell wrote and performed so many beautiful songs - raw emotion in it's most perfect musical expression. This one is definitely in the top ten. It was originally released on March 10th, 2017. It was used as the song that played over the end credits for a film of the same name that debuted in theaters on April 21st, 2017, which is four years ago today. Less than a month later, Mr. Cornell was found dead in his hotel room. It was the last single he released before his death.
Boomarita Outback Steakhouse - Wilkes-Barre, PA Maybe I'm late to know about this, but Outback now serves a freaking boomerang of margaritas. They're made with Sauza Gold Tequila and you get a mango, blackberry, watermelon and house blend margarita. Bottoms up, mate.
It's been a quarter century since I first saw it, and I'm still not sure how I feel about it. I don't mean to say that it's bad or anything; it just doesn't feel like it's anything special in comparison to the rest of the series. While This Island Earth is a great cheesy sci-fi film, it's not really any bigger of an attraction than the movies they've riffed on in the tv series. I wish they could have gotten the rights to do Plan 9 From Outer Space. However, what was even more noticeable to me at the time was that, at 73 minutes long, MST3K: The Movie is significantly shorter than the episodes of the tv series, which clocked in at 90 minutes each (not including commercials). That might have been easy to overlook if not for the fact that this movie came out while new episodes of the show were still being made for Comedy Central.
It's a good movie with a lot of laughs, but if I were going to recommend MST3K to someone who has never seen it before, there are at least two dozen episodes of the television series (from both the Joel and Mike years) that I would recommend over the movie.
William F. Schweitzer 1937 - 2011 It's been ten years since my grandfather passed away. I swear to god, it feels like that decade went by in the blink of an eye. There have been so many times when I wished I could just go to my grandparents house and find him sitting in his spot at the kitchen table; so many times when I wanted to show him something, or tell him something that I learned, or ask for his advice about something, or listen to his thoughts about something going on in the world.
Every so often on Harvey's walks, we take a detour through the cemetery and visit his grave. It's not as often as it used to be. They used to leave the gates to the cemetery unlocked all night, but from what I've been told, there are people illegally dumping garbage in the woods behind the cemetery, so they started locking the gates at around 3:00 in the afternoon on most days for about the past year. I don't believe in an afterlife or ghosts or anything like that, but I still talk to him when I'm there and tell him that I love him.
Any good that anyone sees in me is a direct result of having my grandfather in my life. I don't even want to think about who I would have been if not for him - not that I think I'm all that great anyway, but I would have been dead or in jail decades ago if it wasn't for his positive influence.
Here are some photos of my grandpa over the years. I miss you, big guy.
From left to right: Grandpa's senior photo from high school (1954), in the Navy (1955) and on his wedding day (1958).
This photo was taken sometime in the 60's while the family was on vacation in Wildwood, New Jersey. My grandfather is on the far left. That's my dad standing in front of him. That's his sister, my Aunt Ida, standing on his right hand side, and my grandmother in front of her to the right of my dad. The rest of the adults in the photo, from left to right, are my grandfather's other siblings - Aunt Margie, Uncle Georgie (in the glasses), Uncle Buddy's wife (whose name I can't remember right now), and Uncle Buddy.
This was taken in my grandparent's backyard in the winter of 1977.
Grandpa and I in the early 80's when I was a little tyke.
This photo of my grandparents was taken at Wildwood, NJ in 1984.
Dad, Grandpa and I in my grandparents kitchen - February 6th, 1986.
Grandpa coming home from work - July 1986.
Grandma, Grandpa and I in my grandparents kitchen - December 1991.
Grandpa, Dad and I at our house in Boynton Beach, Florida - July 1992.
Grandpa and I on the sidewalk outside of his house - December 1996.
Grandpa at the Schuylkill Mall after winning the Mrs. T's Pierogie Eating Contest - January 27, 2001.
Grandma and Grandpa at the Wegman's Market Cafe in Wilkes-Barre - February 4th, 2007.
Grandma, Dad and Grandpa - this was taken on my Dad's birthday, April 2, 2007, in my grandparents back yard.
This was taken outside of Big Lots in Wilkes-Barre in June 2007.
This was taken in December 2009 as a part of a project that I did for a photography class that I took at Wilkes.
This video was taken on September 20th, 2010. It was only a few weeks before we learned that he had pancreatic cancer. Grandpa was a weatherman in the Navy and he was always interested in astronomy. He was showing me that the planet Jupiter was closer to the Earth than it had been at any point since 1963.
Grandpa came home from the hospital on Thanksgiving Day 2010. Before the end of the year, we were told that there wasn't much that chemotherapy could do. It was a matter of months.
The last time I saw my Grandpa was on April 15th, 2011. It was a Friday morning, and the last words he said to me was that he was proud of me. He died in his home in West Hazleton on Monday, April 18th, 2011 - in the same room where we spent countless hours together, where we celebrated Christmas together, and where he gave me a safe place to call my home.
Life has never been the same since. I miss him every day.
Today is the birthday of my favorite wrestler when I was a kid; the one and only "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. He would have been 67 years old.
These photos were taken in Philadelphia in 2014 an event for a documentary of one of his greatest films: the 1988 John Carpenter classic They Live. Mr. Piper was presented a cake of the faces that his character could only see with a special pair of sunglasses.
My stepsister
introduced me to a lot of music in the early 90's, but this was the first album that
she played for me that I really connected with. I remember that she used to
make mixtapes for me of the songs that I liked, and those tapes almost always
included Say Hello 2 Heaven and Hunger Strike. In the years that followed, those tapes
also included music from Soundgarden, Pearl
Jam, and other artists from the Seattle music scene of the early 90's and the
bands they inspired. Those bands became the music of my high school years, and
it all began with Temple Of The Dog.
As
a teenager, my favorite song on the album was Hunger Strike. Over the years,
the death of loved ones and the loss of others have had me instead coming back to
Chris Cornell's hauntingly beautiful tribute to his late friend and the opening
track on the album:
Jackie Robinson Brooklyn Dodgers (1947-1956) The great Jackie Robinson made his major league debut 84 years ago today. His remarkable courage and talent forever changed the game, and it was a huge step in the right direction for the country.
These photos were taken at a game between the Dodgers and Phillies at Ebbets Field. I'm not sure what year it's from, but I think the Phillies infielder applying the tag is Granny Hamner.
I've been feeling this pretty hard recently. Seems like every regret I've ever had in life and every person that I failed has decided to simultaneously scream in my head from the past. Let me tell you, there's a lot of voices in that chorus.
You might as well just skip the milk and pour straight Marshmallow Fluff on these. When you come out of the sugar coma, there's a board game on the back of the box for you to play.
There has got to be about a dozen photos of Jimmy's on this blog. It's my favorite place in town to grab a bite to eat. I'm very happy to say that they're still going strong through the pandemic, because I might cry if they ever closed.
This is the kitchen in the far right corner of the restaurant.
And this is what I almost always order - three Jimmy Dogs with the works and a Farmer's Tea. If you grew up in Hazleton, there's a pretty good chance that you grew up on these.
