Aug 12, 2017

Don't Believe Everything You See On Reality TV


Lobster Tails
Carlo's Bake Shop - Sands Casino Resort - Bethlehem, PA
I'm not a big fan of reality television, but when I learned that the star of Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro, had a bakery at the casino, I was pretty excited to see what they had to offer.  With that in mind, I picked up a Signature Lobster Tail four pack.  Now, I don't claim to be an eloquent food critic with a refined palate, but I am not the least bit picky.  In fact, I'm very easy to please when it comes to food.  With that having been said, I must say that this might have been the worst pastry I've ever eaten in my life.  Maybe they gave me old ones, or maybe they had a new, inexperienced baker on staff when these were made.  All I know is that the ones I ate tasted like someone took a piece of cardboard, threw some powdered sugar on it, and filled with stale cream.

When I worked at the gas station, the Tastykake delivery guy used to give us the expired products that he was pulling from the shelf so that we could snack on them rather than throw them out.  Even at several days past their best by date, those pre-packaged snack cakes from the gas station tasted a lot better than this dessert.  I would have been pretty disappointed if these cost a buck each, but at nearly $5 each, I'm genuinely pissed off, because these were truly awful.





Steelworks Buffet
Sands Casino Resort - Bethlehem, PA
However, I'm happy to say that the food at the Steelworks Buffet was good.  They've got a nice selection of the types of food you usually find at places like the Old Country Buffet: pasta, chicken, beef, soups, salad, hot and cold veggies, you get the idea.  It's not going to change your life or anything, but everything was fresh and tasty.

Aug 11, 2017

Graziano's



Pork Rollantini
Graziano's - Beaver Meadows, PA
This restaurant has been a regular spot where we have dinner with Dad and Trish.  Dad went to school with the guy who owns the place, and the food is always delicious.

Aug 10, 2017

Retro Futura


Katrina Leskanich - Paul Young - Modern English
The English Beat - Men Without Hats - Howard Jones
Retro Futura Tour - August 9, 2017
State Theater - New Brunswick, NJ
Photo Gallery
This was a great show and a nice way to see a lot of artists performing their hits from the 80's on the same night.

Katrina Leskanich was the first to perform.  She was the lead singer of Katrina & The Waves.  The only song that I was familiar with was Walking On Sunshine, but she sounded great and it was a nice way to kick off the night.

Paul Young took the stage next.  Again, I wasn't too familiar with his catalog, but like Katrina, it was a well performed four song set which was highlighted by a beautiful performance of Everytime You Go Away.

Modern English came out third.  This was one of the sets that I was looking forward to the most, and they didn't disappoint.  I Melt With You is one of my favorite songs of all time, and they knocked it out of the park.

The English Beat came to the stage next, and they stole the show.  This version of The Beat featured Dave Wakeling and King Schascha on vocals, and they had an infectious and energetic set that rocked the place.  Schascha in particular was phenomenal, running around the stage and belting out Mirror In The Bathroom, Tenderness and Save It For Later.

Men Without Hats were the second to last band to perform, and they were incredible!  They started with a short remixed version of the Safety Dance before going into I Got The Message and Pop Goes The World.  They also did an impressive cover of Abba's S.O.S. and they wrapped up their set with the full version of Safety Dance.

The last performer of Retro Futura was Howard Jones.  As the headliner, his set was twice as long as the other bands on the tour, and it was incredible.  The king of synth-pop performed ten songs, starting with Like To Get To Know You Well, which was the unofficial theme of the 1984 Summer Olympics.  It also included No One Is To Blame, Everlasting Love and What Is Love.  The show closed with New Song (one of my favorites) and his biggest hit, Things Can Only Get Better.

It was a great show, and I'm very happy to have had the chance to see so many groups on the same stage on the same night.

Aug 9, 2017

Strange Laundry: Phil Niekro


Phil Niekro
Toronto Blue Jays (1987)
Knuckeball throwing Hall of Famer Phil Niekro was traded by the Cleveland Indians to the Toronto Blue Jays 30 years ago today.  He was 48 years old at the time and finishing up what would be his last season in the league.

Niekro started three games for the Blue Jays and went 0-2 with an 8.25 ERA.  His last appearance for Toronto was especially brutal.  It was on August 29th, 1987 at home against the Oakland Athletics.  He started the game by giving up 5 earned runs on 4 hits, including a triple by Mark McGwire and a home run by Carney Lansford.  He also walked Jose Canseco and Dwayne Murphy.  He was pulled from the game with two outs in the top of the 1st inning after an RBI single by Mickey Tettleton.  Niekro was released from the Blue Jays two days later.

1988 Classic (Red) #199 - To the best of my knowledge, this is Niekro's only baseball card in a Blue Jays uniform.
Note that the manufacturer misspelled the word "Toronto" on the back of the card.
Thankfully, this was not the final start of his incredible career.  With just 12 days left in the regular season, Phil Neikro returned to the franchise for whom he made his major league debut back in 1964.  Niekro's only appearance for the Atlanta Braves in 1987 took place on September 27th against the San Francisco Giants.  While it was by no means a quality start (5 runs on 6 hits with 6 walks), he pitched into the 4th inning.  The Braves would lose the game, but their offense put enough runs on the board to spare Niekro from being the losing pitcher in his final start.

Aug 8, 2017

Restroom Pains


Loud Serenade in a Taco Bell Bathroom
Hazleton, PA
There's nothing quite like peeing in a Taco Bell urinal while the theme song to Growing Pains blasts as loud as the booming voice of god from above.

Aug 7, 2017

The Springhouse Tavern



The Springhouse Tavern
Thomas Rooney (2015)
This watercolor of the Springhouse Tavern at The Dobbin House was done by Gettysburg artist Thomas Rooney.

The Dobbin House



The Dobbin House - Springhouse Tavern
Gettysburg, PA
We had dinner at this restaurant two nights ago while we were in Gettysburg.  The building was established in 1776 and is the oldest standing structure in the city.  It was also believed to have been the first stop on the Underground Railroad in the years before the Civil War.



The Springhouse Tavern is in the basement, and it has an incredible atmosphere.  There are two fireplaces built into stone walls.  There's lots of dark and beautiful wood used for the bars and seating areas, and there are old candles and glassware at every turn.  I'm told there is actually a natural spring in the tavern as well, but I didn't see it.

Unlike most of Gettysburg which focuses attention on the historical role the city played during the Civil War, the tavern is based on the the colonial origins of the building and the Revolutionary War.  For example, the menu offers you a selection of tea.  You can choose from English Tea (for Loyalists) or Liberty Herbal Tea (for Patriots).  I had green tea, which I suppose is for folks like me of Hawaiian and Chinese descent.  They actually brought me a cup with a wide selection of teas to choose from, which was very nice.



One of the appetizers on the menu is the porridge of the day, which is available in one or two gills.  I had two gills of potato chowder, which was delicious.



For dinner, we had a cut of rare steak that was perfectly done, and very tasty Maryland Colony crabcakes.



And finally, for desert, I had the Warm Colonial Gingerbread with lemon sauce.  It's not the kind of thing I typically have, which is exactly why I ordered it.  I gravitate to things that are specialties of the restaurant or something that I'm not likely to make at home or to buy in the grocery store.  This checked off all of those boxes, and it was a perfect end to an excellent meal.

Aug 6, 2017

Darren Daulton: 1962 - 2017


Rest in peace, Dutch.

Aug 5, 2017

The Jennie Wade House



The Jennie Wade House
Gettysburg, PA
Twenty year old Jennie Wade was the only civilian who was killed in the Battle of Gettysburg.  She died in her home on July 3rd, 1863 when a stray musket bullet (one of over 150 that struck the house during the battle) went through the kitchen door and killed her instantly while she was baking bread.



Jennie's home has been turned into a tourist destination.  It has had minor repairs, but it's been preserved exactly as it was during the Civil War.



There were two families living in this house in 1863; a bit like a 19th century half double.  One of the artillery shells that struck the roof during the Battle of Gettysburg knocked out a large chunk of the wall that divides the house.
 

The folks in charge here have done a fine job of taking guests back to the time of 1863 during the guided tour.  However, if you pay them a visit, I would advise looking away from the windows.  There's something about seeing the striped awning of Rita's Italian Ice that takes you out of the moment.

The Gettysburg Museum




Gettysburg National Military Park Museum
Gettysburg, PA
We took a trip to the Gettysburg Museum today for my wife's birthday.  I enjoy going to museums, but Angie truly loves visiting them and immersing herself in the history and the artifacts on display.  She reads every word on every plaque, and I love to see the light in her eyes when she does.  It is her truly in her element.




The Gettysburg Museum and Visitor Center was built to replace The Gettysburg National Museum and The Round Top Museum, both of which were acquired by the National Park Service.  It is very large and tells the story of the Battle of Gettysburg and the American Civil War in a way that no textbook could ever compete with.
 



It would take hundreds of photos to show all of the artifacts that are on display at the museum.  Many have been donated by the families of Civil War veterans, while others were discovered on the battlefield.



One of the most interesting things I learned on this visit was the story of John Brown.  Mr. Brown was an abolitionist, and an absolute bad ass, as shown in the artwork above.  Unlike most abolitionists of the time, he wasn't a pacifist.  He didn't just talk about being opposed to slavery; he took action.  When domestic terrorists attacked Senator Charles Sumner and the anti-slavery town of Lawrence in an attempt to intimidate officials into pursuing statehood as a slave state, John Brown retaliated by leading a group to Franklin County where they killed five pro-slavery advocates.  In my book, that alone makes John Brown a hero, but he didn't stop there.

On October 16th, 1859, he led a raid on Harper's Ferry in an attempt to initiate a slave revolt against slave owners.  Unfortunately, the three day battle was unsuccessful and Mr. Brown was executed, but whereas the slave owners won the battle, they lost the war.  John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry is now looked back upon as a prelude to the Civil War.



The Gettysburg Address was a speech given by President Lincoln on November 19, 1863 - four and a half months after the end of the Civil War.  It was given at the Soldier's National Cemetery in Gettysburg in honor of the Americans who fought against slavery and for the preservation of the Union.  It is only 271 words long, but it is arguably the most important speech ever given in the history of this nation.


One of the most interesting parts of the museum was the Gettysburg Cyclorama.  It is a painting by Paul Philippoteaux of the Pickett's Charge, the climax of the Battle of Gettysburg.  It's 42 feet high, 377 feet long and is 360 degrees in circumference, covering the walls of an entire observation room.  That would be impressive if someone painted it today, but it was completed in 1883 - just 20 years after the actual Battle of Gettysburg.  They have it set up with an audio track and backlights that follow the story that is being told.



Last, and certainly least, was the inevitable stop at the gift shop where visitors could purchase souvenirs of their trip to the museum, including their very own Silicone Spinny Spinner.  I'm sure it's just like the one Abe Lincoln used to fidget with.

Sarcasm aside, this is a very nice museum and well worth the visit for anyone who is interested in learning more about American history.  I am not at all a Civil War buff by any means, but I learned quite a bit and I'm very glad that we came.

Aug 4, 2017

You're A Tourist In Your Own Youth


T2 Trainspotting
Sony Pictures (2017)
It's not often that a sequel to an iconic film is released over twenty years after the original.  It's even less often that such a sequel is not just a shameless cash grab and has a real story to tell.  To say that I was blown away by T2 Trainspotting would be an understatement.  This movie is absolutely brilliant.

Robert Carlyle, who plays Francis Begbie in both films, called it one of the best scripts that he'd ever read, and it will leave the audience with the feeling of "f*ck... what have I done with my life".  He's not wrong.

Aug 3, 2017

The McClam Slam


The McClam Slam
Secret menu items are for amateurs.  The true professional gluttons among us look to raise the bar by combining fast food items from different places altogether... although it does help when the two restaurants are right next to each other, as is the case with the McDonalds and Long John Silvers on Rt. 93 in Hazleton.

What can I say?  Some people smoke... others vape.  I stuff McDoubles with fried clams.

Aug 2, 2017

Pump 3 - Are You Ready To Rock



Turkey Hill
Rt. 924 - Hazleton, PA
I have no desire to go back to work at a gas station, but I'm tempted to put in an application just so I can show up to the interview dressed as Slash.

Aug 1, 2017

Nerdy Phillies Fan: Projecting Winter 2017


The Phillies managed to trade away all of their veteran rentals for young prospects (most of whom do not need to occupy a roster spot), an increase to their ability to spend on international talent, and an intriguing left handed outfielder who may not have been given a fair chance to succeed in Baltimore.  All things considered, it's been a successful trade deadline for Matt Klentak.

However, the team now finds itself in strange territory.  We have a number of guys who give you just enough production to keep them from being released, but not enough that they have significant trade value.  We also have a number of prospects who are either ready or very close to being ready who are blocked by members of the 25 man roster who are, at best, league average.  We also a glut of young talent in the outfield at all levels, and not enough spots on the 40 man roster to keep them all.

While I'm very patient with this rebuilding process, we're coming very close to the line where change is unavoidable, and the safe road isn't always the wisest choice.  Here are the choices I would make in this winter to continue the rebuilding process into the 2018 season.

Mike Moustakas - 3B - Kansas City Royals

Mike is the right person who is available at the right time.  He's a left handed bat with above average defense and untapped potential.  He's had a few rough breaks, but he seems to have turned the corner in 2017 and developed into the home run threat that Kansas City has always hoped he would be.  He isn't without flaws, but I'd gamble that his age 29 - 34 seasons will significantly outperform Maikel Franco at age 25 - 30, and I would much prefer his contract to the massive overpayment that the 
bat chucking headcase Manny Machado will receive after next season.

As important as his addition would be to the lineup, the addition of Moustakas would also be a signal to other free agents and trade targets that the time is now for the Phillies, and that this is a team that is ready to compete for a title.

Either Chris Tillman or Clay Buchholz - RHP

Quick - who is the oldest active pitcher on the Phillies 40 man roster?  That would be Luis García at the ripe old age of 30.  If the price is right, I would add Chris Tillman to the over 30 club in Philadelphia.  Tillman has had a very rough season, but the Phillies likely wouldn't be the only team willing to take a chance that he can regain his form.  If that doesn't happen, I'd be open to seeing Buchholz return on a team-friendly, short-term deal for the back end of the rotation.  Give him the chance to rebuild some of his value while paying us back for 2017.


The Phillies need to add at least two arms who have a proven track record as starters at the major league level, and I'd prefer they didn't overpay for a guy like Yu Darvish, Jake Arrieta or Johnny Cueto when they can wait a year and go hard after Dallas Keuchel or Clayton Kershaw, or maybe Cole Hamels to finish out his career as it began. I'd be very happy if they added one of either Chatwood, Cahill or Estrada.  

Our rotation for 2018 with no outside addition would be Nola, Eickoff, Velasquez, Pivetta and... Leiter?  Elfin?  Lively?  You tell me.  Even if you assume everyone stays healthy, this is not an imposing rotation.

The Phillies have developed their ace with Aaron Nola.  We have a middle-of-the-rotation arm in Eickoff, who still has potential to succeed in a major league rotation.  Past that, we have a revolving door of arms who belong either in the bullpen or in Lehigh Valley.

Velasquez is an optical illusion.  He dominates sub .500 teams, but gets lit against every team who could be mistaken as a contender.  It's like a flashback to the days when the Phillies still hoped that Ryan Madson could be a #2 in the rotation.  He has the makings of a lights-out closer, but his presence in the rotation is not unlike Tommy Joseph at 1B - he gives you just enough hope to overlook all of the evidence that shows that he's not a good fit.  Beginning to groom Velasquez as a closer eliminates a frustrating hole in the rotation while internally addressing a key need at the major league level, and based on his post-game interviews, I think Velasques himself may be happier and more productive.

As for the rest of the youth corps, Spring Training 2018 should be an audition for Pivetta, Leiter, Elfin, Morgan, Lively, Thompson, Eshelman and Leibrandt to determine who lands at the back of the rotation, who gets slotted for the bullpen, and who pitches for the Iron Pigs to come up and fill in when needed.  We can't fill out a rotation with three of these guys and hope to contend, in 2018 or in the years that follow.
Maikel Franco, Tommy Joseph and Cameron Rupp
The Phillies front office has a history of being the last ones to recognize when the time has come to move on.  That time has come for our starting catcher and corner infielders.

I'm not quite as negative on Franco as you'll see from many other Phillies blogs.  He's not a lost cause, and I'm sure that more than a few teams would be willing to trade for him in exchange for another change-of-scenery candidate.  Bottom line is that he's been given the opportunity to succeed, and the Phillies can't afford to sit around waiting for Franco to put it all together.  Rebuilding means that we actually have to build, and 3B is an area where better options are available, even if the Phillies do miss out on Moustakas.

Tommy Joseph is frustrating to have on the roster.  He's just barely good enough to keep the team from benching his, and just bad enough to drive you crazy to watch Rhys Hoskins break the Iron Pigs single season HR record while Joseph blocks his path.  In a perfect world, the Phillies would have traded him to the Yankees or to another contender in need of a temporary replacement at 1B, but the fact that no other teams want him tell you all you need to know about Joseph.  If Mackanin's loyalty to his players won't allow for Joseph to occupy the Brock Stassi spot on the bench, Joseph needs to be packaged in a trade or just given his release.  Again, rebuilding means that you have to build.  If they want to stand pat, they're standing pat as a 100 loss team.  That is unacceptable.

While Jorge Alfaro hasn't been as red hot as Hoskins in 2017, it's time to see what he can do with an extended stay at the major league level.  Rupp is not without value, but frankly, he hasn't done anything to convince me that he should be starting over Knapp, let alone blocking a prospect.  Time to move on.

Aaron Altherr, Roman Quinn and Dylan Cozens - OF

The discussion I've read online about Odubel Herrera and Aaron Altherr are puzzling.  While he lacks maturity and hits for less power, Odubel has been one of the hottest hitters in baseball since June while Altherr has struggled to stay healthy.  I wouldn't push him out of town just to get rid of him, but if the Marlins demand him to be included as part of a package for Stanton and Yelich, I wouldn't hesitate for a moment.  Likewise for a front-line starter.

Roman Quinn fits in the same category for me.  He's a dynamic young talent who generates as much news for his various stints on the DL as he does for his speed.  If the question is whether to protect Tocci or Quinn, I'm keeping Tocci.  If Quinn can be packaged in a deal for major league talent, he's more than expendable.

As for Cozens, I don't think his value will be any higher than it is right now, and with his strikeouts at the International League, I don't think his bat will translate to major league success.  He has tremendous power, but I see a 2014 - 2016 Ryan Howard.  Even if we added no one in our OF from trade or free agency, we have more internal OF options than we can realistically put on the field.  If a team is intrigued by his power and willing to send a reliable pitcher with years of team control in exchange for him, you'd be foolish not to make that trade.

Galvis and Hernandez in 2018.
Crawford and Kingery when the time is right.

There seems to be a huge point of contention between fans regarding Freddy Galvis and J.P. Crawford.  Some fans think Galvis is the future and Crawford should be dealt.  Others think that this is ridiculous, that Galvis is overrated and that Crawford has superstar potential.

First of all, this is not at all the same situation as Tommy Joseph blocking Rhys Hoskins.  While Galvis is league average at the plate, he's one of the best defensive shortstops in all of baseball, and that's a pretty valuable thing to have behind a young and inexperienced rotation.  Also, Hoskins is two years older than Crawford and has a longer track record of success at the Triple A level.  Finally, Galvis will be a free agent at the end of 2018, so unlike Tommy Joseph, this is a problem that will solve itself.  Either Crawford will dominate with the Iron Pigs in 2018 and earn his spot in Philadelphia, or he'll regress, at which point the team has an opportunity to evaluate whether or not they want to push Galvis out of town before it's too late.

If nothing else, Galvis buys the Phillies an extra year of control of J.P. Crawford in his prime while giving the Phillies the best defense at shortstop of any team in Major League Baseball.  Why wouldn't the Phillies take advantage of the fortunate position they find themselves in?

Similar situation with Cesar Hernandez and Scott Kingery.  Hernandez is a solid major league 2B.  Kingery has been on fire all year, but there's no reason to rush him to the major leagues while Hernandez is here.  From a roster management standpoint, it makes sense to stagger the service time of your top prospects so that they don't hit arbitration and free agency at the same time, and it's not as if we don't have a capable infield until they're ready.

So, if it were up to me, the Phillies would look like this on Opening Day 2018:

So, I'm dreaming that the Marlins would be willing to dump Stanton's contract and that they'd take a reasonable return of Cozens, Quinn, Franco and/or Joseph and, assuming he isn't traded, I'm banking on Altherr getting plenty of playing time to give Stanton and Williams some rest, and to fill in for the multiple times throughout the year that Odubel gets benched.

Does this team contend for a World Series?  Maybe, maybe not.  However, it is a team that can certainly contend for a playoff spot, and it can sell itself to the free agent class of 2018 - 2019 as a team that they can win with.