Nov 10, 2022

Flea Market Sunday: Part One



Warehouse Shoppes
Wyoming Ave - Exeter, PA
There were two flea markets in Northeast PA that we used to go when I was in college.  One was the Sixth Street Flea Market which has since closed down.  The other was the Warehouse Shoppes behind the Kurlancheek Furniture Store.  Kurlancheek have moved to Forty Fort, but the flea market in the back of the building is still there, and with their competition on Sixth Street out of commission, they're bigger today than they've ever been.  We've got a little more free time on the weekends since the drive-in closed down for the winter, so we decided to see what strange and unusual vintage goodies they have for sale.


If you'd like to relive the fun and excitement of Operation Desert Storm and you have an old Macintosh desktop laying around, the first vendor we stopped at has just the thing for you.  It may seem strange to have a commemorative Time Magazine CD-Rom for a military operation, but when you consider that there were several lines of trading cards that were sold in stores while the war was still ongoing, this was par for the course in the 90's.

These WCW Nitro Streetrods were originally sold in stores in 1999.  They're off-brand Hot Wheels in a fancy box that had a dubious "limited edition" banner.  Each car is designed to represent one of the wrestlers on the WCW roster.  I don't remember which cars were in the box on the bottom, but the one on top had cars for Disco Inferno and Brian Adams (better known as Crush in the WWF).


You can always count on finding at least one Atari 2600 console when you visit pretty much any flea market.  This one is from the third hardware revision in 1980 that reduced the number of front switches from six to four.  It looked to be in good shape, but I already have a working console.  I was tempted to ask if they'd sell the Quick Shot joystick by itself, but the vendor who runs this shop wasn't there and I really don't need it, so I passed on the opportunity.


Are you looking to upgrade your Windows 95 machine to Windows 98?  If so, this shop has just the thing you're looking for.  You can even keep the kids occupied during the installation process with an electronic race track (with optional twin peaks overpass) while you kick back with an ice cold fruit smoothie.



The VCR Co-Pilot is an interesting technological artifact from the mid 90's.  For those of you who weren't around during the glory days of VHS and have no idea what this thing is, here's what you need to know:  The DVR hadn't been invented yet, so if you wanted to record a show when you weren't home, you had to put in a blank tape and set the timer of your VCR.  It really wasn't that difficult to do this.  I managed to figure it out when I was seven years old and it wasn't much more complicated than setting the clock.  However, this was one of those things that people would complain about in the 80's and 90's as if this was the hardest challenge they've ever faced in their lives.  They'd either forget to turn the power off on the VCR when they were done (if you didn't, it wouldn't record), or they'd set the wrong channel or time, or the clock on their VCR was wrong so it recorded the wrong time, or some other simple user error, and as a result, the show that they wanted to watch did not record.  Naturally, it couldn't be their fault... the VCR must be broken.

Several options were developed over the years to help the technologically-challenged to set the VCR to record their favorite shows.  The most popular of these was called VCR Plus, which was a six digit code for each show that was published in TV Guide.  All you had to do with this is enter the code and your VCR would automatically record the show.  I'm not really sure how it worked, but you can find the algorithms online if you search for them.

Another solution was a third party device like the VCR Co-Pilot that you can see in this photo.  This was basically just a universal remote control with two large dials and an LCD clock.  To use this, you'd just have to set the clock on the remote, then turn the top dial to the time that you wanted to start the recording and the bottom dial to the time that you wanted it to stop, then position the remote control somewhere in front of your VCR, and it would send the same signal to the VCR that it would send if you were sitting with the remote in your hand and hit the record button.  Frankly, I think this is far more complicated than just setting the timer in your VCR, and it limits you to recording just one show.  Even the oldest VCRs had timers that let you record four different shows as long as those shows weren't on at the same time.  That might explain why there are so many new old stock devices like this that are still available.  If you search on Amazon or eBay, you can find a brand new one for sale at pretty much the same price they sold for in the 90's.



There are way too many toys here to go through each of them, but the Cox Remote Control Star Wars Landspeeder on the top shelf caught my eye.  They did a good job with the box because it looks like the kind of merchandise that was available in the late 70's after the release of the first film, but this is from 1998 and was in stores shortly after the theatrical release of the Special Edition versions of the original trilogy.



The photo on the right has a lot of pretty cool vintage toys that are still in their original packaging, including Hot Wheels and action figures from X-Men 2099, Final Fantasy VIII, and a few WWF Wrestling figures from the Attitude Era of the late 90's, including Jeff Jarrett and Sable. 

On the left, you can see the Hershey Bar mascot character from Hersheypark, but the thing that really got my attention from this photo is the large Crossfire board game that is standing next to it.  If you were a kid in the 90's and you hear the word "crossfire", there's a pretty good chance that a certain commercial will immediately come to mind.



If you lived in the United States during the 1990's, you have probably seen this commercial about a thousand times.  It aired for quite a few years.  I remember seeing it on television before I had even become a teenager, and it was still being aired when I graduated from high school.

I had always just assumed that Crossfire was from the 90's until I saw it at the flea market on Sunday, but it's quite a bit older than I thought. As it turns out, it was introduced by Ideal in 1971.  At some point, the rights to the board game were acquired by Milton Bradley, who redesigned and promoted the heck out of it.



This vendor had a bunch of Star Wars toys from the 80's and 90's.  My favorite of these was the Return Of The Jedi Battle At Sarlacc's Pit board game from 1983.  I never had this game and I never remember ever seeing it before, but it looks like the kind of game that I would have loved when I was a kid.



The big purple thing in the center of this photo was one of my favorite toys when I was a kid - Snake Mountain.  I can't even begin to guess the number of hours I spent playing with this thing!  It's the home base of Skeletor from the Masters Of The Universe toy line that was sold by Mattel in the mid 80's.  It was so damn cool!  When you opened it up and put together all of the pieces, it had bridges, ladders, a big net to capture the good guys, and chains and shackles that you could use to keep them prisoner.  Best of all though was the big snake microphone that made your voice echo like a demon when you spoke into it.  You can see the top of this microphone in the picture above.  It's the little grey snake head above and diagonally to the right of the large purple snake face.



This WCW Monday Nitro action figure of The Giant was produced in 1997 by a company called The Original San Francisco Toymakers.  I never had any of these toys, but I was a big fan of WCW in the late 90's and I always thought that this wrestler's run in the mid to late 90's was his most entertaining run.  He would go on to the WWF/E where he wrestled as The Big Show off an on for over twenty years, but it never felt like they knew what to do with him.  These days, he works as a commentator and part-time wrestler for AEW, and I'm always happy to watch a show that he's a part of.  He's very entertaining, and he seems like a genuinely good dude.

The Mummies Alive toy in the center is exactly the kind of thing that I would have loved when I was a kid.  This also came out in 1997, which is quite a few years after I stopped playing with action figures, but I would have been all over this if it was released ten years earlier.  The toy is based on a cartoon of the same name from the late 90's, but I can't say that I've ever seen it.

On the right is a bag of plastic Cowboys and Indians.  This was never a toy that I asked for when I was a kid, but I had a bunch of them that I inherited from the friends of my parents who cleaned out their attic and said "hey, do you think your son would like these?".  I played with them once in a while when I was a kid, but my imagination never really took me down the path that the creators of this toys intended.  It usually involved a lot of plastic dinosaurs that would eat the cowboys.



The Cabbage Patch Kid in the Dodgers uniform on the left looks a little like Steve Garvey.  They were selling it for a hundred bucks, which is actually a pretty good price compared to what they're selling for online, but this isn't for me (we've got a Phillies one at home 😅 ).

The CD Stomper on the right is a blast from the past.  When CD burners first became affordable, I went hog wild making mixtapes and making backup discs for comic books, magazines, video game strategy guides, funny pictures, and just about anything else that caught my interest and could be downloaded with a dial-up connection.  The one thing I could never get the hang of was putting a label on the disc.  I tried to at first, but an air bubble would usually get caught underneath.  The CD Stomper was meant to prevent that from happening, and I'm pretty sure that I had one at some point in the mid to late 90's.  Eventually, I learned that the glue from these labels could potentially be harmful to the disc, so I stopped using them altogether.


This little Christmas tin was another personal blast from the past.  My grandmother gave me one exactly like this when I was a kid.  There was a black candy inside that I guess was supposed to look like coal, but I'm not sure if it was sold that way or if it was an empty tin that she bought candy to put inside.  It's probably still in the attic with our Christmas decorations, which means if I do still have it, there's a good chance that I'll find it later this month.



There's nothing in particular here that gives me any sort of warm and fuzzy nostalgic feeling, but you can never have too many shrimp-based puns on a coffee cup in your life.



I was a big fan of the 1990 Dick Tracy movie.  I saw the movie in theaters with my grandfather and again last year at the drive-in.  I collected the Topps cards, and played the McDonalds game, and even had the t-shirt.  However, I never knew that they sold a Barbie sized doll of Madonna as Breathless Mahoney.  I didn't buy anything in any of these pictures, but this was the thing that came the closest to coming home with me.



I love quirky toys like this chunky police car with chat looks like a combination of a bazooka and a kaleidoscope mounded on the roof.  If there isn't already a coffee table book with photos of hundreds of things like this, there really should be.



Maybe it's just me, but that Cricket doll look like the kind of thing that could come to life and attack everyone in the house.  Also, if you said the words GoBots Thruster to me without showing me this toy, I would have had a much more disturbing mental picture.



Last but not least, there was a quarter machine filled with sticky hands toys.  I can't explain why, but I loved these damn things when I was a kid!  They'd usually get covered with dust and fuzz after about ten minutes, but it was ten minutes of pretending that you were Indiana Jones whipping everything in sight.

Nov 9, 2022

The Mac We Never Knew



Mac Tonight Concept Art
McDonald's (1989 - 1990)
This concept artwork for a Mac Tonight Happy Meal and four Mac Tonight figures is from the collection of Consumer Time Capsule and was recently shared on Twitter.  These ideas weren't unfortunately not used by the fast food chain, but I'd like to think that there's a prototype out there somewhere of Mac Tonight behind a drum kit.

Check out the Consumer Time Capsule channel on YouTube for more.

Nov 8, 2022

Save Energy With A Cartoon Werewolf



Glow-In-The-Dark Light Switch Sticker
Fruit Brute (1974)
They just don't make cereal prizes like this anymore.

source: monstercereal.wordpress.com

There was a series of six glow-in-the-dark light switch stickers that consumers could collect in boxes of Fruit Brute cereal in 1974.  You can see all of them on Jason Liebig's Flickr.

Nov 7, 2022

Wegmans Home Video



Wegmans Home Video
Wegmans (1992)
On Tuesday of last week, AxlCobainVedder posted four photos to Reddit of a video rental shop from the inside of Wegmans Food Markets.




There's no mention of the original source of the photos, so I'm not sure which location these photos were taken at.  It looks similar to the rental shop that was inside of the Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania supermarket, but I imagine that each store followed the same plans when they were setting them up, so these could have come from any Wegmans location.

There was, however, a clue as to when these photos were taken.



The fact that there was a Sega Genesis section suggests that these photos were taken in the early 90's.  The boxes on the shelves are a bit blurry, but there was one in the foreground that jumped out at me because I had it when I was a kid.

My dad and I are both big fans of Rocky & Bullwinkle.  I remember that for Christmas in 1991, he gave me six VHS tapes of the cartoon series that were released that year.  The box covers for each tape were parodies of famous paintings.  The next year, they released Volume 7 and 8 in the series, and Volume 8 was my favorite.  It was called Normal Moosewell, and it had the episode where Rocky and Bullwinkle play college football for a team called Wossamotta U.  I must have watched that tape a thousand times when I was a kid, and it made me laugh like hell every time.

So, long story short, I'm pretty confident that these photos couldn't have been taken any earlier than 1992.  It's possible that it was taken later, but the Norman Moosewell tape was the newest release that I could make out in any of the photos.




I never lived close enough to a Wegmans to make them a practical place to rent movies, but I did buy a few of their previously viewed cassettes over the years.  One of those tapes was this copy of the 1993 baseball classic, The Sandlot.



The counter had a little caddy of Video Dozen Renters Club cards.  These allowed you earn a free rental after you rented a dozen VHS tapes or video games.  This example was scanned and shared by The VHS From Heck on Tumblr a few years ago.
 


Last, but not least, there was a short-lived Wegmans Home Video Magazine that was available in their rental shops.  Short-lived is perhaps a bit of an understatement, because this was the only issue that was ever published according to MovieMags.com.  This scan of the magazine's cover was shared to the database by Garry Malvern and it features Who Framed Roger Rabbit on the cover with a row of Christmas holly berries and leaves on the right hand side.  This suggests that this magazine was available at the rental shop in December 1989.

Nov 6, 2022

Well... It Was A Good Run



The magic finally ran out after Game 3.  The bats went cold, and Rob Thomson's trust in his guys started to look more and more like a stubborn refusal to make adjustments to his game plan when the situation called for it.  Still, this World Series loss can't be blamed on any one person, moment or thing.  The Phillies kept up with the Astros for the first three games of the series, but they were outplayed in every aspect of the game from then on - pitching, the bullpen, defense, managerial decisions, and at the plate.  The Astros deserved this win.  Congratulations to Dusty Baker for his first world championship.  He is truly a class act and one of the greats of this sport.  Congratulations also to Hector Neris - one of my favorite Phillies players in recent memory who has won a ring in his first season since leaving Philadelphia.

There are changes that I think this team needs to make going into 2023.  I'm hopeful that Castellanos will bounce back and play like the guy that he was in Cincinnati, but I think it may be time for this team to move on from Rhys Hoskins.  His hot streaks are unbelievable, but when his bat goes cold, it goes ice cold, and his defense is atrocious.  Same goes for Zach Eflin.  He's too injury prone, and if he was going to develop into a consistently reliable mid-rotation starter, it would have happened by now... but enough of that for the moment.  The season is over, and it's time to take a deep breath and to appreciate the fact that the Phillies gave us something to cheer for in the post-season for the first time in a long time.



Congratulations to the 2022 National League Champion Philadelphia Phillies.  It was a hell of a run.

Nov 5, 2022

The Devil Went Down To Arby's



Diablo Roast Beef Sandwich
Arby's (2022)
The newest menu item at Arby's is described on their website as"thinly sliced roast beef with natural cheddar cheese, fiery seasoning, fire-roasted jalapenos, lettuce, and a Diablo BBQ sauce on a toasted red chipotle bun".  In their advertisements, they have said that this is the spiciest sandwich ever sold by the fast food chain.



Arby's is promoting this new sandwich with a challenge.  In order to take the Diablo Dare, you've first got to order the Diablo Roast Beef Sandwich with a side of Diablo Loaded Fries for $9.00.  They'll give you a free snack-sized Vanilla shake to extinguish the fire in your mouth, but the challenge is to eat the whole sandwich and all of the fries without taking a sip of the shake until you're finished.

I've got to tip my hat to whoever came up with this idea.  The key to successful marketing is to make your product fun.  It's really no more complicated than that.  If people have a good time engaging with your brand or your product, they're going to keep doing it and they're going to inspire new customers to see what all of the fuss is about.  However, they've made a huge misstep by limiting themselves to TikTok.  If you could read my mind when I first looked at this sign, it would have went something like this: "Dude, they're doing a challenge with this!  Oh wait, it's on TikTok?  Nevermind".

Obviously there's nothing to stop consumers from taking part in this and sharing it wherever they want, but at the time that I'm writing this, the Arby's Facebook, Twitter and Instagram profiles don't even acknowledge that their new sandwich exists, let alone the Diablo Dare promotion.  Ask the companies who poured millions of dollars into their MySpace presence how smart of a decision it is to lock your promotional efforts down to a single platform.  Branding it to TikTok makes it feel exclusionary to consumers and makes the whole thing have less of an impact than it could have had.



I decided to pass on the Diablo Dare and order just the sandwich for two reasons.  The main reason, as you may have guessed, is that I have no intention whatsoever of signing up for a TikTok account.  Also, I stopped at Arby's to pick something up to eat on my drive home from work, and Diablo Loaded Fries sounds like it'd be a pretty messy thing to eat in the car.  I already had a can of Neo-Coke Blak in the car in case I had to put out any fires in my mouth.

I'm happy to say that the Diablo Roast Beef Sandwich is very tasty!  The Diablo BBQ Sauce that they use has a smoky flavor, and while sandwich is pretty damn hot, it's not ridiculously hot to the point where you can't enjoy it.  If you're not a fan of spicy foods, I wouldn't recommend that you start with this one, but definitely give it a shot if spicy foods are your thing.  It had my mouth burning for a good ten minutes after I took my last bite, and while I'm sure that milkshake would have helped, it wasn't an unbearable experience without it.

Nov 4, 2022

It's All Over But The Shouting



The Phillies got off to a great start in the World Series, but the last two nights have been absolutely brutal.  Getting no-hit in Game 4 was bad, but the loss on Thursday night was even worse.  Philadelphia left 12 runners on base and went 1-7 with runners in scoring position.  Hoskins and Castellanos have looked completely overwhelmed by Astros pitching throughout the Series, and Realmuto is swinging the bat like he's exhausted.  Houston made a couple of great plays in the 8th and 9th, but the Phillies had numerous opportunities to score throughout the game and couldn't take advantage of them.  Now they head to Houston, down 3-2 in the Series and in a do-or-die Game 6.

They had an incredible run to win the pennant, but it looks like the magic has run out for the 2022 Philadelphia Phillies.  There's still a chance that they could find a way to win two games in Houston.  The Washington Nationals did it in 2019.  However, after watching the Phillies offense fold for the past two games, they haven't given me a whole lot of reasons to be optimistic.

At least the Eagles are still undefeated.

Nov 3, 2022

The McRib Farewell Tour



McRib
McDonald's (2022)
Well, it's that time of year again when I convince myself to buy a McRib.  Even though I'm trying to eat healthy, these things will only be available for a limited time, so there's no harm in having a couple of them.  I can always have a salad tomorrow, and it'll all balance out at the end of the week, right?  Right?



If McDonald's is to be believed, this will be the last year that I have to make this rationalization at the drive-thru window... at least for this particular limited edition sandwich.  This time around, the return of the McRib is being marketed as a "farewell tour".  Just about every news article I read about this promotion seems to believe that McDonald's are lying through their teeth and the McRib will be back on schedule in 2023 (no doubt with a "returning due to popular demand" tagline), but just in case they're not crying wolf, I went ahead and ordered one.

Ahhh, who am I kidding.  I would have had a McRib whether it's on a "farewell tour" or not.




I really hope that the Farewell Tour is just a gimmick and that the McRib will be back.  I've always thought of this as the perfect limited edition product.  You're never quite sure when it's going to come back, but it's always announced in advance, and it remains available just long enough to give everybody who wants one the chance to have it, but not so long that it overstays its welcome.  If it was on the menu all year long, I probably wouldn't order it too often, but the fact that it's marketed as a once-in-a-while treat makes it special, and I end up enjoying it more as a result.

If this really is the end of the road, it's been a hell of a ride.

Nov 2, 2022

Bohm's Bomb Is #1,000



The third game of the 2022 World Series produced yet another moment that is destined to go down as one of the most memorable in franchise history.  Bryce Harper put the Phillies on the board with a two run homer off of Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr in the bottom of the first inning.  Shortly after coming back to the dugout, Harper called Alec Bohm over from the on deck circle to share a piece of advice with him.  It must have been pretty good advice, because Bohm smacked the first pitch that he saw for a home run.



Bohm's dinger was his first career post-season home run and the 1,000th home run in the history of the World Series.



The Phillies would go on to hit five home runs which tied the record for the most home runs a team has ever hit in a World Series game.  Their pitching got the job done too - the Phillies shut out the 2022 AL Champs 7-0 to take a 2-1 lead in the World Series.

Two more, Topper...

Two more.

Nov 1, 2022

Phillies Phamily



The shortstop of the '93 National League Champion Phillies shared this incredible photo of Phillies veterans that were in attendance to watch their team shut out the Houston Astros in Game 3 of the World Series tonight.

In this photo, from left to right, are Mickey Morandini, Shane Victorino and Jayson Werth in the grey shirt and hat in the back.  Jimmy Rollins is in the black hat standing to the left of JC Romero, with Domonic Brown in blue behind Raul Ibanez in the front center.  Standing to Brown's right Carlos Ruiz with his arm around Ben Revere.  Standing behind them from left to right is 2008 World Series MVP Cole Hamels, Chase Utley, "Lights Out" Brad Lidge, and "The Big Piece" Ryan Howard crouching down at the far right.

That's A Wrap



That's a wrap on the 2022 season at the Mahoning Drive-In Theater.  There aren't a lot of places where I truly feel at home, but this is one of them.


Tonight is the beginning of a long six months before we can return for the opening of the 2023 season.  In the meantime, we'll enjoy the virtual screenings on Patreon and count down the days before we the weather starts to get warm and we can all get together and enjoy some movies under the stars.

Oct 31, 2022

The Ghost Of Voo Dew Past



The Ghosts Of Voo Dew Past
Mountain Dew (2022)
Last month, I tried the new Mountain Dew Voo Dew 4, which had a flavor that tasted to me like a raspberry lemonade mixed with grapefruit soda.  In my review, I mentioned that it's difficult to compare it to the Voo Dew flavors that were released over the past three years since there's no way to try all four flavors at the same time to give an accurate comparison.  Perhaps the spirit of the Mountain Dew Reaper has heard me because on October 18th, they announced that a six pack that includes each of the previous versions of Voo Dew would be made available to purchase through their web store.

This was a deal that I couldn't pass up, and I'm happy to say that they've arrived just in time for a Halloween taste test.



In my previous reviews of these flavors, I thought that the 2019 version tasted like a Creamsicle mixed with Fruit Loops, the 2020 version tasted like Tropical Skittles, the 2021 version tasted like Yipe Stripe Fruit Stripe Gum mixed with a tart citrus flavor, and this year's version was like raspberry lemonade mixed with grapefruit soda.  I was reasonably sure that these were four distinct flavors and that they weren't just putting out the same exact flavor every year and letting my mind play tricks on me.  The fact that they put them all out at the same time confirms that they are definitely different from one another.



It's difficult to tell from the photo, but each of the version of Voo Dew have a slightly different color.  It's subtle, but it's there.  The flavor differences are not subtle, but they're also hard to describe.  If you think that's a cop out, see if you can find the words to describe the flavor of cola to someone who has never tried it.  Once you realize that the words "fizzy" and "sweet" can be applied to every carbonated soft drink, it becomes a pretty challenging task to put the flavor into words.

Now that I've had an opportunity to try them back-to-back, I'd like to revise my description of each of the flavors:
They're all pretty good, but my favorite one is still Voo Dew 2.  Next would probably be the current one because I tend to like grapefruit soda, followed by the first Voo Doo, and then Voo Dew 3.  It's not that I think the 2021 version is bad; I'm just not a big blue raspberry fan so I enjoyed the other ones more.  Truth be told, I'd probably get sick of all four of them pretty quickly if they were available all year, so they make a perfect limited edition product to come out every year for spooky season.



If you would like to do your own taste test, the Ghosts Of Voo Dew Past six pack is still available at the Dew Store as of now, but I can't imagine that it'll be available for very much longer.  If you order it, you'll get six 16 oz cans of 2019, 2020 and 2021 Voo Dew, but not an even number of each flavor.  I got two cans of Voo Dew 2019, three cans of Voo Dew 2020, and just one can of Voo Dew 2021.  A six pack will set you back $19.99, but you get free shipping, so it works out to about $3.33 cents per can.  That's a little on the expensive side, but it's not too outrageous to have as a Halloween treat.